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[HBO @HBO]

In loving memory of James Ransone.

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Hit the craziest jackpot on marketplace today..

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Every week I think to myself, “The Last of Us” can’t get any worse, right? And every week it somehow does.

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Fine guys, I’ll take one for the team and be the new pope. You’re welcome.

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No, like I don’t think you guys understand. I literally NEED red 40 to live.

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What do you do at work after you’ve completed the wordle?

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@xMattMoans It’s on the secret menu

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This one hurts. Rest in peace David Lynch. You were one of our finest.

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

David Lynch (1946-2025) 🖤

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Remember when Matt Damon was in Interstellar and then he was in The Martian at like the same time? Was he just doing a bunch of space movies or some shit

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Apparently today is my 10 year anniversary of joining “X” …..At the time it was called Twitter. I don’t know what the fuck is going on anymore.

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@blickyhoonter The people have spoken, and I accept their offer

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If you’re dumb enough to vote, you’re fucking dumb enough to believe ‘em

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It’s Halloween. Everyone’s entitled to one good scare.

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@jjmataa There’s always money in the banana stand

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@jjmataa It’s all in the game

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Brown toilet paper so you never know when you’re done.

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@OHKinro That’s a laser disc pal. You need a laser disc player. Half the movie plays on one side, then you have to flip it and it plays the other half.

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Thanksgiving just hasn’t hit the same ever since I pulled that gun on everyone.