kai

i have no original thoughts to tweet out. i dont know why i am here :)

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the phrase “to be loved is to be worth the inconvenience” really transformed me because i find it so true whenever i think of my friends.

[tabs 🇮🇶🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @tabsphere]

how do i explain to my non british oomfs rn how the far right is losing their shit over an intergalatic bin robot competing against their leader in a local election he called for attention

[Ryan Conway @RJConway92]

Count Binface manifesto includes:

All 99 flake ice creams will be 99p again. Wigan kebab capped at £2

Corners to be refereed properly in football.

HS2 to be renamed FFS1

tries in rugby league to be increased from 4 points to 5, in line with inflation 🤣.

ELECT HIM NOW!

[The Jase 🐶 🎸 🎥 @jasemonkey]

If Nigel Farage is brought down by a man with a bin on his head I might actually feel proud to be British again.

[Jon Brady @_jonbrady]

BBC: "have you ever been to Clacton?"

@CountBinface: "no, because I understand from the current incumbent that is part of how you do the job."

politics is BACK, baby

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i once heard someone say “if there are 12 Nazis in a room and they ask you to have dinner with them and you agree, then there are 13 Nazis in that room” and i think a lot of people fundamentally don’t understand that. but it’s 100% true.

[R⎊M @LDNRom]

So America turns 250. That's cute. My local pub is 364 years old.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

not to victim blame but if my cat doesnt want me to nuzzle her soft little head with my nose then maybe she should stop being a perfect angel from heaven

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

every single person who owns two cats has one beautiful idiot and one terrifying demon plotting a coup

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

the perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. preferably siblings. but they can't both be the same type of stupid. one needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying)

[casey @tinyrowlet]

i'm going to kill myself i can't do this shit again

[♥️ @LdotNatalie]

I thought they were stealing your jobs

[🦝trash panda🏳️‍⚧️ @TrashPandaGirll]

I'm so tired of seeing transphobes blatantly lie on the internet telling their audience that there's zero evidence gender affirming care saves lives. Like...a simple google search refutes that! The scientific literature overwhelmingly validates trans people, why do people...

[🦂 @sloungerie]

“with all the coke in the world, why is your nose in my business” wise words from my 50 year old gay coworker

[Guy Named Kai @KaiTheGuy123]

discord finna add cuck chairs before increasing the file size

[christian @gothoperas]

“there should be a general election if the prime minister gets replaced” is such yankification of british politics it annoys me

keir starmer is not a president, we did not elect keir starmer as prime minister, we elected the labour party regardless of who the leader is

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

One of the craziest things about having a cat is sometimes you'll go to pet them and they'll just be wet and you have no idea why or how

[kenjataimu jones 🌹 @originaldaveyj]

My parents will hear their cat make a certain little chirp and be like “put a little butter in his dish he wants butter”

[toby @bucketfiiller]

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