Booker to Rubio: We are the strongest nation on the planet and we're in a stalemate with Iran, and now we're begging to get back into a deal that you all trashed in the first place.
Begs to be placed on Mount Rushmore
Begs for the Nobel Peace Prize
Begs for airports in his name
Begs for military parades in his honor
He's a narcissist with obvious delusions of grandeur.
Why are we entertaining it? Why is he even a thing?
Fuck this Trump shit.
The president cancelling tv shows he doesn’t like & memeing about it on social media is a dystopian nightmare.
10 years, the very thought of this occurring would have been uncontroversially anti-american.
MAGA has destroyed our country.
Maddow: So in January, Trump buys hundreds of thousands of dollars of stock in Nvidia. Then a week later, his commerce department approves the sale of Nvidia chips to China.
Also in January, Trump buys between 50,000 and $100,000 worth of stock in AMD. One week after he buys it, his commerce department approves AMD doing business in China as well.
The following month, in February, Trump buys millions of dollars worth of stock in Dell. Nine days after he buys millions of dollars worth of stock in Dell, Trump veers off script in a speech in Georgia to tell the crowd literally, quote, go out and buy a Dell computer.
Then in March, Judd Legum at Popular Information reports that Trump repeatedly buys up Thermo Fisher stock, and then he goes and visits Thermo Fisher on a presidential visit and praises the company.
That same day, Trump bought hundreds of thousands of dollars of stock in Apple. And then that same day he bought the stock, he did another event where he singled out Apple and Apple CEO Tim cook for praise. Apple a great company.
Then after that, Trump buys Micron stock. The very next day, he calls into the Fox News channel and tells them Micron is one of the hottest companies.
CNBC reporting Trump makes seven separate purchases of Palantir stock. Hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of Palantir stock. Then he gets on truth social and praises Palantir.
Xi: America is declining as a world power
Trump: HE MEANT UNDER SLEEPY JOE!!
No, you assclown - he meant because you’re intentionally isolating the US on the world stage and GIVING our influence away.
Trump: I’d have “no problem” releasing the video of the second Venezuela boat strike.
Trump, 5 days later: I never said that. This is ABC fake news. (December 9, 2025)
Hey MAGA….
Have you gotten your $5000. DOGE check yet?
How about the $2,800 tariff rebate check?
Are you paying less than $2.00 a gallon for gas?
How about the cost of electricity, natural gas, and groceries?
Fucking idiots.
We warned you.
You mean to tell me the first time this asshole attends the correspondence dinner he’s attacked. But he can golf every weekend without issue. Yeah. Okay.
BREAKING: Stunning new polling reveals that Donald Trump’s approval rating on handling the economy is the lowest of any President in American history at this point in their term. Make sure every American sees this.
Senator Cory Booker is getting heated:
"If we allow this as a Congress, this is the new standard. Donald Trump can wage war on Cuba next, for 30-60 days, before having to consult Congress. Donald Trump could invade Greenland. These are not hypotheticals. He has said he's going to take Cuba. He said he's going to take Greenland...We are in this situation, not just because of Donald Trump, but because of his congressional enablers."
Erratic.
Can’t finish sentences.
Often confused.
Illogical train of thought.
Word finding difficulties.
Developing and worsening gradually over time.
The President is exhibiting all the signs of dementia.
A sitting U.S. president is openly threatening to commit war crimes in broad daylight.
Bombing civilian infrastructure is not “tough” - it’s illegal.
We cannot tolerate or normalize this.
Obama walked into a full-blown economic disaster and didn’t spend every day crying about the last guy…he got to work and cleaned it up.
MAGAs can’t go five minutes without blaming everyone else for everything.
That’s the difference: leadership vs. nonstop whining.