Kai Smales

Always hungry. Always tired.

[Kai Smales @kaismales]

@GreggsOfficial @IcelandFoods 👀

[Kai Smales @kaismales]

@GreggsOfficial you used to do a sausage, bacon and egg roll in the style of a sausage roll. We’re talking 10 years ago. Best thing on the menu. What’s the chance of reselling them via @IcelandFoods pretty please? 🥓🥚

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

The year is 2033. Brexit has been an overwhelming success. The last tomato sits in the British museum. No one has been able to afford to put on a radiator in 6 years. The sewage rivers have mutated the wildlife and megaherons carry off innocent children. We have our country back.

[Kai Smales @kaismales]

@Ottojizzmark The Fiddle & Fraudster

[Kai Smales @kaismales]

@supertanskiii The biggest organised crime group in the country 🤷‍♂️

[Richard Murphy @RichardJMurphy]

Sajid Javid says we need to pay £20 for a GP appointment and £66 to go to A&E as a way to solve the NHS funding crisis. He’s wrong because there are so many better options in my new report on funding the NHS. A thread…..

[Kai Smales @kaismales]

@AldiUK please bring out cheese and onion flavoured hoops!

[Kai Smales @kaismales]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg What a vile, disrespectful, and irresponsible stance to have.

[Rob Galloway @DrRobgalloway]

I’ve worked in A&E for 22 years & seen nothing like this before.

The NHS is in a critical state. We need urgent action for sake of our staff & patients.

@SteveBarclay @RishiSunak we need you to listen to those who know what’s happening.

To get them to listen, pls retweet

[Kai Smales @kaismales]

Two trees on me! 🌳🌳Taken up in the Californian sky ✈️ #betterplanet

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

[Kai Smales @kaismales]

@DownloadFest BMTH, Metallica, Green Day, MCR 🤘

[Kai Smales @kaismales]

@DownloadFest Do you still accept those travelling via liftshare?

[Kai Smales @kaismales]

@DownloadFest Do you still accept people travelling on liftshare?

[Kai Smales @kaismales]

Thank you @HoldingAbsence for being amazing!

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

an olympic sport I can get behind

[Keith Burge @carryonkeith]

Well Brexit supporters, the head of the leave campaign has not only confirmed you were lied to, but laughed at you for believing him. How does that make you feel?

[lauren🧝🏼‍♀️✨ @fairiemushroom]

The fact that England can’t lose a football game without a fuck load of people committing hate crimes and domestic abuse is literally terrifying

[sophoulla @sophoulla]

Free UK Domestic Abuse helpline here:

08082000247

#ENG #DomesticAbuse #EURO2020

[Kai Smales @kaismales]

go sportball