McCoy

[McCoy @kait_mcnicholas]

me trying to get my cat to lay on my lap:

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED

[Discounted Trash Flow @DiscountedTF]

I'm happy to announce that I can't take it anymore

[h @ipodmacbook]

if an ant hits you going 100000000 mph would you die or would it not matter

[han🌿 @edenslithered]

SEE HOW IT SSHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEES SEE HOW IT SHIIIIIIiiiIiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIINES

[soup 🤍 @alorazei]

has anybody else completely lost it or is it
just me and kanye

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

Pet Shop Boys better stay inside and lock the doors. You too Snoop Dogg. And Pitbull.

[Caolán Mc Aree @Caolanmcaree]

Happy to hear Kate Middleton is recovering well, somewhat confused that she's releasing a Folk Album, but good for her.

[Alex Berg @itsalexberg]

I’m just glad we have each other

[Helluva Bottom Carter @bingomilf]

Murder on the dancefloor…

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Was I very productive this week? No. But was I able to rest and relax? Also no. But was I gentle with myself about all of this? No

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Your twenties are for two things: buying fun little drinks & being crushed by the inescapable feeling that everything about you is broken

[trash jones @jzux]

sorry i can’t come out tonight the sun’s setting at 5

[payton mitchell @paytmitch]

no one:

my brain 7 times per day:

[McCoy @kait_mcnicholas]

Halloween costumes this year have been truly unmatched

[Walter Hickey @WaltHickey]

oxford comma coulda helped on this one i admit

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave

[grillpill @grillpill_]

cooking for myself: awful, a chore, humiliating

cooking for someone else: pure fulfillment, joy, finally life has meaning

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

hozier just gets yearning like he just gets it

[McCoy @kait_mcnicholas]

I get more excited about the fact checking after the debates than the actual debates

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

In a world where you can be anything, be kind.. 😊