laughing is my favorite. jimmy v said you should do these 3 things in life everyday: laugh. think. cry. tweets by me have no signature cause i'm not famous yet.
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Hey @Uber@Uber_Support my friend left her backpack in a drivers car and reached out to you. The driver never responded nor returned it. We all forget things but drivers not returning a bag of personal non replaceable items?
@AmericanAir still waiting for my bag you guys misplaced while I'm in Cancun....all my clothes. Thanks! And your customer service is a thumbs down at this point...
I'll just be in a toga for 6 days....
#dontflyamericanair
I wish personalities had a fragrance. You could sniff out if someone's sweet, sour, or a pile of burning garbage before even talking to them — like a fucking scented candle of friendship potential.
I've conquered a lot of things... blood clots in my lungs- twice... knee and foot surgeries... winning grand slams being down match point... to name just a FEW but I found out by far the hardest is figuring out a stroller! 😰😰
We shouldn't teach kids that being naughty or nice determines the gifts you receive in life. Be nice for the sake of being a decent human. Or, be a fucking dick because sometimes people deserve it. And, if you want cool presents, buy your own shit.