Kaitlin Howard

📍 huckin bikes in the river

[the human anachronism™️ @FullAsMuchHeart]

Just saw someone saying using the em-dash is a sign of something being written by AI, because real people rarely use it. This is terrible news for everyone like me who has an unhealthy emotional attachment to the em-dash.

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

If ur boyfriend is ugly do NOT post him on Friday…. this week is already hard enough

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

Think we should add some sins. 7 was fine for back in the day but the world has changed

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

don’t trust a woman 2 run the country but need ya gf to do all ya job applications

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

being hungover on weekends is inefficient, you should wake up early on weekends and live your life. you should only drink heavily on weeknights so you can recover from your hangovers while on the clock at work

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

the authorities removing me from the Whole Foods olive bar

[eric curtin @_ericcurtin]

i know the heart button on an ig story hate to see me coming when ive had 3-4 beers

[Rodrix @ruinacircular_]

A blow “job”? I thought you were anti capitalist

[gill @contactabrother]

third margarita tasting like everything will workout for me in life

[chase @_chase_____]

when the friend with the studio apartment hosts the hang

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I actually think having someone to flirt with when you’re a few drinks deep and not quite ready for bed yet should be an inalienable human right

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

starting every Teams call with a lighter flick like lil wayne

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

(guy not getting sucked off) what the fuck does the top in top golf stand for then?

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

when i say i got that dawg in me this is what i mean

[bbqueen @ngocbbuii]

one of the best things about being a little sad is how far you can walk

[randomcontrol @wasteofaface]

fake falling asleep in the uber so the driver has to carry me to bed

[Kaitlin Howard @kaithow_96]

@LanzanoFrancis is this about u ?

[trash jones @jzux]

netflix and chill is over it’s time to read books and give each other little kisses