Hingle McCringleberry

aspiring goblin of chaos, irresponsible scientist, & big fan of side dishes

[Hingle McCringleberry @kaitienopockets]

So Togo and I find ridiculous things on our morning walks. For example, we’ve found UNEATEN chicken wings on MULTIPLE occasions. So here’s a thread of the things we find.

[Crystal Wish ✨ @Cryst_Miu]

Using ai

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

“So many companies would go out of business if the minimum wage is raised.”

So you agree? That’s companies rely on the exploitation of employees to stay in business?

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

it actually is crazy how many people i know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

not having kids and drinking at Chili's

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Either we ban AI or we reinstate Panera Suicide Beverages, I just want us to be consistent

[Owen Knight @they0ungknight]

Truly fuck AI and fuck you if you use it for anything frivolous

[Elmo @elmo]

This has been the longest week of Elmo's life.

[meghan @deloisivete]

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of quit emailing me so much before Christmas

[seiya @systole_]

it’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Amon-Ra St. Brown pointing at Donald Trump and doing his dance after a TD and then getting punched by a Commanders player moments later is objectively hilarious

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Believe it or not, I actually WANT my taxes to fund SNAP & Medicaid, not golf trips for millionaires & military tanks for war

[the dutchess of bushwick @ktrivs]

in a world full of crypto ponzi schemes and ai slop, it really is beautiful to see some old fashioned crime

[Drebae @Drebae_]

You literally have to cook the MOMENT you get in the house because if you chill for one second you lost 😭

[Jakob Sanderson @JakobSanderson]

More QBs should use the target your superstar 23 times strategy

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

WELL WHO YELLS AT PEOPLE

[m | shatwar SOON @shiptorcxio]

just this past week i’ve seen this man call trump a loser and jd vance a couch fucker, then mandate israeli propaganda in classrooms, then make insulin $11. what the fuck does he stand for

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.