🤘KaitJade🇦🇺🎗

🤘Metalhead🤘
🖤KEHW❤️
🎗💛Endo Warrior💛🎗
🪃🇦🇺Typical Aussie Bogan🇦🇺🪃

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

You can hear the moment he got worried

[Blonde of War (JJ) @BlondeOfWar]

I hope I'm as sassy as these ladies when I'm their age! 😂

When Nana starts telling you about her old boyfriends, it might be time tune her out if you don't want to hear the dirty details. 🤭

[Haberin Var Mı? @HVMHaber]

Herkesle iyi anlaşmasıyla bilinen kapibara, bu kez bir armadilloyu adeta “araç” gibi kullandığı anlarla görüntülendi.

[🤘KaitJade🇦🇺🎗 @kaitjb]

Me as an Aunty 🤣🤣😈😈

[Nina Deer @longdepzai_n]

POV:you as a young auntie

[a w p @awpdaps]

Them first borns are build different so you just listen 😂

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Simply perfect

[🤘KaitJade🇦🇺🎗 @kaitjb]

I always did this when going to work. Men would try to spread eagle, so I'd spread 'em too and lean forward. They had to close their legs up tight. 😬🤣

[eva𓃠 @vilanelle_]

diğer kızları destekleyen bir kız olmak >>>>

[🤘KaitJade🇦🇺🎗 @kaitjb]

@ANFIELDROAD___ @LittleDi70 @iiwasinthee212 @MancAcademy She said she would never come back to Aus because we threw stuff at her. Just throw things at her and she will be sure to leave and never return. 😬

[🤘KaitJade🇦🇺🎗 @kaitjb]

@seb_locke_ @IfindRetards @Michell05480657 Just throw shit at her while she is on stage. Us Aussies did that, she bitched about it, and said she will never come back. Good fucking riddance.

[🤘KaitJade🇦🇺🎗 @kaitjb]

@PlayStalgiaX NFS Underground 2

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

notice how the bear realized she wasn't interested and left her alone without calling her an ugly bitch

[🤘KaitJade🇦🇺🎗 @kaitjb]

As an Australian, I want one!!!

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

The rest of the world: That animal can kill you.

Australians: He used to sit on my shoulders, he is an absolute unit and we love him

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Me: entering Japanese cat café.

employee stops me immediately.

Employee: One rule.

Me: Okay.

Employee: Orange cat bites people from France.

Me: I’m not French.

Employee: Good.

I sit down, cats everywhere, peaceful, adorable, therapeutic.

then gigantic orange cat jumps onto table, built like retired wrestler.

Cat staring at me aggressively.

Employee watching nervously from distance.

Me: I thought he only hated French people.

Employee: He improvises.

cat slowly pushes my drink off table while maintaining eye contact.

Me: THIS IS TARGETED.

small child nearby points at cat.

Child: That one evil.

Employee: No no, He just passionate.

cat suddenly climbs onto my lap, starts purring violently.

Me: …wait he likes me?

Employee shocked.

Employee: Impossible.

another worker comes over, then another, entire staff now observing me like chosen prophet.

Manager arrives.

Manager: He has never trusted customer before.

Me: What does that mean.

Manager bows slightly.

Manager: You must take him.

Me: TAKE HIM WHERE.

orange cat already asleep on me.

Employee quietly bringing adoption papers.

Me: I CAME HERE FOR COFFEE.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

Jurassic World Rebirth (2025) had a budget of $180 million.

This had a budget of $180 😂

[🤘KaitJade🇦🇺🎗 @kaitjb]

@MissPookems Nfs underground 2

[Pacific Wire @ChynoNews]

@IfindRetards Sad day for Australia. We stand with Sall.

[a w p @awpdaps]

puppies are wild 😂

[Johnny B. Good @Cat5SMASHICANE]

I haven't posted about the world's greatest drummer, El Etepario Siberiano in a long time. This man has taken drumming to an entirely new level. He adds so much to every song effortlessly, many times one handed. There have been greats throughout music history but in my opinion there is none better than him.