~kait~

i cant even beach here tamu ‘23

[~kait~ @kaitleonaaard]

i think the hardest thing about growing up and achieving milestones is the memories of the people you started your dreams with

[m. grande @maloo5hka]

DO YOU KNOW YOU ONLY HAVE 30 MINUTES? @JoeBiden @POTUS

[𝐿𝑜𝓊𝒾𝓈𝑒 @crunchycozygirl]

Women love sex just as much as men. However, a woman’s libido is almost entirely dependent on her psychological state.

If she feels safe with you, if she feels seen by you, if she feels desired by you, her sexual appetite will become even more insatiable than your own.

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

If Donald Trump, a man CONVICTED of 34 FELONIES, can be President of the United States, the question ‘Have you ever been convicted of a felony?’ needs to be REMOVED from EVERY job application in America!

[Prof Janina Ramirez @DrJaninaRamirez]

A thread on why research skills gained at university level can be life-saving: 18 years ago my mum told me she’d seen a tick on her arm. I was studying for my PhD in York while she was five hours south of me. A week later she said a bulls-eye rash had emerged around the bite.

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

This is why reporters don't want to speak to the designated spokesperson. They know they'll get a cogent, thorough explanation of what the movement's demands are and that's disappointing for reporters hoping to portray an entitled hateful mob.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

How did so many stoner anti-establishment 80s punk rock teenage boys end up growing up into racist right wing Gen X-ers?

[Yams Charania @BostonJerry]

Because it actually was.

Ubers were also cheaper than taxis and streaming was cheaper than cable.

[💬 @notestability]

first born daughters in romantic relationships are either too tough to handle because they were built to be tough in front of their family, or too clingy and soft because they haven't experienced depending on someone before. so be her peace, not another battle she has to fight.

[✧˖°⋆｡˚ rye ✧˖°⋆｡˚ @mariahniccole]

happy international women’s day 💘

[paul @paulswhtn]

If they want a hit she’ll be a lesbian in this

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

Now that Jennifer Crumbley has been found guilty on 4 counts of involuntary manslaughter due to her mass shooter son having access to a gun because of her, let’s talk about double murderer Rittenhouse’s mom driving him across state lines to gun down people.

[redacted @aquariusdays]

whatever gets her into that therapist’s office

[~kait~ @kaitleonaaard]

@Pluckers @PluckersTAMU @TAMU @TexAgs but when is grand opening?????

[genesis @sIeepyyou]

If smoking weed makes you paranoid and anxious that's because you approached the joint with impure thoughts and a heavy karmic debt

[~kait~ @kaitleonaaard]

@freyaunfiltered angela!!!