kaitlin

serious inquiries only

[kaitlin @kaitlinhum]

real talk my job probably won’t chance the world but it’s very meaningful when people tell you that your cast looks fantastic

[McDonald's 🇨🇦 @McDonaldsCanada]

is this thing on???

[trash jones @jzux]

girls, don’t let them scare you about getting older. i’m 10x cooler now than i was at age 23 and i literally promise you are only getting cooler

[trash jones @jzux]

cold water immersion sounds cool but i’m doing this other thing called warm bed immersion

[Christian @districtlazo]

When the vodka cranberries start kicking in

[kaitlin @kaitlinhum]

I’m truly out here wasting no time this year

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

please stop making 3 hour movies. movies should be 75 minutes at most

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult…

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

The world is a worse place without you. Please be sure to check in on those you suspect might be struggling this season, starting with yourself

[but noypi struggles 💕 @pakekobutpinoy]

the girlboss in me is not girlbossing

[𝓙 @jszct]

life update : always sleepy

[Bhald Bhaddie @teejslipko]

me this week at work when im asked to do a minor task

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

The winner of the World Cup will receive a contract with Elite Model Management, a Seventeen Magazine cover including a six-page fashion spread, and a $100,000 deal with CoverGirl cosmetics

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

tis the season to fantasize about living in kate winslet’s cottage in the holiday

[kaitlin @kaitlinhum]

@allyfreedman you actually do though lol I’ve never seen you with a breakout I’m jelly

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

This new AI picture thing is ridiculous. If you want a portrait of yourself, you should get it the old fashioned way: By falling in love with a charming stranger on an intercontinental sea voyage and then paying him to draw you like one of his French girls.

[lili michelle لیلی @lilsmichelle]

i actually think it’s really beautiful that i hangout with a guy until he’s ready for a relationship with someone else

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

I'll paint a house with nail polish before I ask a man "why her and not me"

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

“But there is one thing that I can do all by myself.”

“What is that?” asked Frog.

“I can go home,” said Toad. “Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”