kait

Flushed Away fan account

[anson ⁂ @ansonyuu]

girls only want one thing and it's a walkable city with mixed use development

[randy @randyfactory]

hey remember when shrek used his giant green hands to take the helmet off his giant green head and fiona was shocked to find out he was an ogre

[spin @spinsewz]

mentally i’m here

[glamorous reptile @glamoureptile]

manic pixie dream girl implies the existence of depressive gargoyle nightmare girl

[Tori Porciello @toriporciello]

This is how I picture the first night out after being quarantined.

[kait @kaitlynclemann3]

@reginloftin yes

[Bridger Winegar @bridger_w]

All my love and support to pedestrians who savor every second in the crosswalk as if it were a delicious meal

[kait @kaitlynclemann3]

@reginloftin I’m contacting my legal team now

[liva @realchoppedliva]

how do i fundamentally change the energy i give off so that it doesn’t cause uber drivers to put on maroon 5 as soon as i get in the car

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

Michael cera has been eerily silent for too long. Our nation is in shambles. Where is he

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

[first day as police sketch artist]

Her: he was about 6’ 7”

Me: ok we’ll I’m going to need more paper

[ℳatt (matttomic.bsky.social) @matttomic]

food mascots and whether or not I'd be able to kick their ass