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[threatlevelmidnight @kaitmag101]

Nothing builds a stronger sense of community than flashing your brights to warn others of a cop

[threatlevelmidnight @kaitmag101]

@snapchatsupport @Maddie31258749 The “follow up email” you’re referring to is simply an automated reply linking general terms of service and community guidelines. If you “reply to the email” you get the same automated reply and or no response. 🤦‍♀️ I’ve tried everything to get my wrongfully locked account back

[threatlevelmidnight @kaitmag101]

@snapchatsupport 🤨 I already did

[wingtip @itswingtip]

yeah so pfizer is more of a body high and moderna’s a little heady and better for like creativity and studying

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is unacceptable.

We now need to know more about @RobinhoodApp’s decision to block retail investors from purchasing stock while hedge funds are freely able to trade the stock as they see fit.

As a member of the Financial Services Cmte, I’d support a hearing if necessary.

[$W@GN1$0N @crazymaddog1998]

My sister and I’s birthday is a couple of weeks apart, I have her $50 on her birthday and she just sent $49 back to me on mine and said “I profited” I can make this up 😂😂😂

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Just checked the Santa Tracker. He’s at her house. Right now. Fuck my life man.

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[phil @warmfourloko]

the next stimulus

[Joe @mojoejoejoemtz]

For the next stimulus check, you need to sell a certain amount of these chocolates to get it

[jules @carp3tmuncha]

if u have one of these dogs u r literally not allowed to talk shit abt people with the small white dogs sorry

[Maddi @maddimbyrne]

2020 has diminished any optimism I had left in me.

[tay klone @taylorklone]

If characters from The Office went to colleges in Colorado (in no specific order)

[just greg. @iholytrojan]

you know what should be free? REQUESTING TRANSCRIPTS.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

"the government has no business making me wear a mask" i say before i buckle my seatbelt, drive the speed limit to a restaurant built to code, eat food made in a state inspected kitchen, receive the heimlich maneuver from a waiter who learned it from a mandatory workplace poster,

[nick @airpodqueen]

Wear your mask ☺️

[oslo @thisoslo]

it’s so weird when ur friends are friends with people they KNOW treated you like shit,,,,, like do what you want i guess but why