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[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

Addicted to telling my friends in extremely low-level government positions to “intervene” on various things

[Billie @Billie_T]

Fucking hell

[j.m. kettle @jmkettle]

My dream job is New York Guy, who is nice to everyone and throws parties, TC 400k

[Mofiyinfoluwa Odubanke. @__mofiyinfoluwa]

i remain absolutely stunned by the degree of perseverance needed to build a meaningful life

[limpkin @acealeam]

just found out "to have and to hold" is legalese. i thought it was about embracing your wife, damn

[dudermane @612jack]

i just valued my buddy at $1.2 Trillion

[َ @nykball]

my champions… <3

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

Anyone ever have dark thoughts when they're alone...?

[bri @bribrisimps]

the woke version of kash patel in the men’s hockey locker room at the olympics

[Iso3g @1worms]

This kinda like the miseducation of Lauryn hill for my generation

[Daniel Wortel-London @dlondonwortel]

Pessimism of the intellect, optimism of the will

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

NEW YORK IS THE ONLY CITY IN THE WORLD

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Still don’t got any change for you bro

[lucas gelfond @gucaslelfond]

people who grew up in williamsburg can’t be real wdym your elementary school reunion was at Nowadays

[Vince Classic @VinceClassic]

Oh my top favorite novels? Probably the 5 hardest ones

[Jihad al-Haqq • جهاد الحق @JihadalHaqq]

Knew a guy named Mohammad who went by "Maddie". I didn't know that was possible

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I worry that Wembanyama will get caught up in the distractions of New York City, like the Rose Reading Room at the public library or the upcoming conference on participatory futures at The New School

[lia @tallsnail]

Tickets to disneyland: $300

That one time we got kombucha and a slice of rainbow sprinkle cake from the grocery store and ate it at the park: $7

Guess which one the 2yo talks about more

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Kane Parsons (20) and Curry Barker (26) are now the two youngest directors in history to top the domestic box office.

[merrin @wowzowee]

I love when a friend is in town and then I have an excuse to spend money on yuppie stuff. like “uh oh I guess I have to eat lunch at the millennial diner that serves natural wine” or “oh no I have to buy a bunch of Bolaño at the curated bookstore I brought you to”