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I just like to smile, smiling's my favourite

[peregrin took @kaj597]

Nothing good happens after 2am

[Ben 🚜 @2022BenjiC]

No one

Ivan Toney when he takes a penalty and sees the keeeper

#Eng
#EURO2024

[peregrin took @kaj597]

There is no light, Wizard, that can defeat darkness

[peregrin took @kaj597]

@sleepybookshelf I was part way through the mysterious affair at styles when half of the episodes disappeared! 😭 will they be reposted or will I just never get to finish it?! 🥺

[peregrin took @kaj597]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you drop hair dye somewhere (floor, sink etc.) then whack some toothpaste on there ASAP and give it a scrub and it’ll be good as new.

Signed,
The person who nearly had purple stains all over their bathroom

[peregrin took @kaj597]

Will anyone believe the hell of being me, before I decide to be the dying proof

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

do these people think that you wake up on the morning of your 18th birthday with a letter under your door informing you that you’re lgbt

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

@JeremyClarkson "Putting your foot in it" is asking someone how their partner is when you've forgotten they've split up, not a violent sexualised fantasy about a woman of colour

https://t.co/a4RsjMniEW

[peregrin took @kaj597]

I love my husband dearly, but this man really gonna wake himself up snoring and then accuse me of waking him up because I happen to be scrolling on my phone next to him? Not today Satan

[Freddie @FreddieBailey96]

Why does Meghan Markle seem to get a rougher ride from the British media than Prince Andrew?

[peregrin took @kaj597]

RIP Lizzie you national treasure #QueenElizabeth

[peregrin took @kaj597]

@wizzair @wizzair your actual live chat is also impossible to get through to which I’m sure you know. I made it through once after an hour and got instantly disconnected. Guess I’ll see you guys in court in the end

[peregrin took @kaj597]

@wizzair pay people their compensation! it’s been 38 days since my claim and not a single email or contact from you. Today you paid 1 of the 5 people in our group their compensation but haven’t bothered even contacting the rest of us… do you just pull random names out of a hat??

[peregrin took @kaj597]

@wizzair @wizzair I’ve tried both of these things believe me. Your live chat bot doesn’t have any prompts for compensation at all and your call centre number is conveniently “banned” from receiving calls from my phone.

[lex @sixxelaaa]

im a fake ass coffee drinker i like it sweet af

[peregrin took @kaj597]

@mattjphillip @wizzair 38 days later, but apparently 7 days warrants a follow up… @wizzair u playin

[peregrin took @kaj597]

Whaaaaaaat the fuck

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

damn this lake *is* superior

[Angry.Sad.Motivated. @nlmtys]

I have been laughing about this meme for a solid 14 hours now, so I’m sharing it with you.

[peregrin took @kaj597]

Sometimes I actually think I can identify with teenagers nowadays pretty well but then they describe Panic! at the Disco as “the guys who did High Hopes and nothing else good” and change my mind