Viral Seattle raccoon Jimothy has officially been made into a Dungeons & Dragons NPC
He comes with the ability to Hurl Garbage at enemies to leave the target "stinky"
Julian Casablancas wrote a song about how he was falling out of love with music, and it took accepting it before he could realize what was wrong and find what he was looking for through experimentation with music… And all your little monkey brains can process is EWW AUTOTUNE.