A.J.I.B.A.D.E.

Common Person, Cargo Handler(Export/Import), Analyst #TEAMCHELSEA #GracePersonified

[A.J.I.B.A.D.E. @kalampe]

Thanks for making me feel that no matter how good you are as a human,not everyone would go down with you. #ThankyouDavido @davido

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

This JSS 3 boy, Victor Onwubiko, has finished K.A. Stroud’s _Engineering Mathematics_ back to back. He is the best mathematician in the country at the junior secondary level.

He will be competing with students from 154 other countries this week in Rome, Italy, at the fierce International STEM Olympiad competition.

He is a genius, and the world will celebrate him.

[BTM ⚽️ @BettingTipsMan]

Senegal ball is making me proud.

[໊ @oboo_emma_]

mexico genuinely has one of the best stadiums at this world cup, but they’re not getting the hype they deserve. that view is absolutely insane man.🇲🇽

[A.J.I.B.A.D.E. @kalampe]

11:11
@BettingTipsMan

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The World Cup is proof that, if it weren't for our leaders, the vast majority of people around the world would get along just fine.

[Malume Malusi @UncleCul]

People saying why didn’t South Africa also get our own Uzbekistan in the group…

Every group has its own Uzbekistan. If you don’t spot the Uzbekistan…chances are you are the Uzbekistan

😭

[Babatunde Gbadamosi @BOGbadams]

Dear Àbúrò @tokunbo_wahab,

I have come to accept the bitter truth - that you have chosen to drag your heritage into the cesspit of APC criminality.

If you had any sense, you would understand that the position of Commissioner for Environment was just a small step up from Special Adviser for Drainage - ask Joe Igbokwe. Ọ̀we ni wọ́n fi pa fún ẹ, but you didn't get it.

Your clearly obvious lack of capacity to carry out your duties - unless you think your duties are simply to destroy, demolish, obstruct and dance naked in the market square of social media - would be enough to warrant the resignation of a decent man in normal climes.

However, I accept that Lagos State is definitely not the best of climes at the moment, and you have clearly thrown any last vestige of decency you had out the window of crass APC opportunism.

All we can do at this point is wallow in the muck that you and your fellow @OfficialAPCNg Death Cult members have transformed Lagos State into with your shameful incompetence.

While I have your attention, tell your owners the following:

1. Return the Assessment and Collection of Tenement Rates to the LGAs as mandated under the Fourth Schedule of the 1999 Constitution, so that they can recover the financial capacity to carry out their duties, including 2 below.

2. Return Waste Management to the LGAs as mandated under the 4th Schedule of the Constitution. The ministry you currently superintend can concern itself with matters like air and water quality monitoring and other subsidiary matters.

There are other things I would like to suggest, but I have to respect your short attention span and keep it relatively simple enough for a man of your limited comprehension powers to digest easily.

Kind Regards,

B. O. Gbadamosi

[FeelGoodTales @feelgoodtale]

A woman asked an elderly man, "How much do you sell these eggs for?"

The old man replied, "50 cents per egg, lady."

The woman said, "I’ll take 6 eggs for $2.50, or I won’t buy any."

The old seller answered, "You can pay whatever you want. It’s fine. I haven’t sold a single egg today, and I need to sell everything to feed my family."

She bought the eggs at her price, feeling like she had won.

Later, she got into her nice car and went to a fancy restaurant with her boyfriend. They ordered what they wanted, ate a little, and left most of it.

The bill came to €180, and the woman left €200, telling the owner it was a tip.

For the chef of a luxury restaurant, this might seem normal, but for the egg seller, it seems unfair.

The question is:

Why do we always feel the need to show power over a poor seller when we buy from them, yet we are so generous to those who don’t need our help?

I once read something that stayed with me:

“My father would buy goods from the poor at high prices, even when he didn’t need them. He would sometimes pay more than the asking price. I asked him why, and he said, ‘This is charity wrapped in dignity, my daughter.’”

I know most of you might not share this story, but if you’re one of the few who took the time to read it, please consider sharing it. Maybe you’re planting a good seed for someone to see.

[A.J.I.B.A.D.E. @kalampe]

No Octopus again na AI now 😞
#FIFAWC26

[Dr KALU, OON @DrKalu_]

JUST IN!!!
President Bola Ahmad Tinubu I Totally Disagree With You That You Inherited A Dilapidated Nigeria From The Former President Muhammadu Buhari Below Are My Reasons

- Emir Mohammed Sanusi Mohammed
Message to Tinubu.

"How Can A President That Claimed To Have Inherited A Dilapidated Nigeria Be Spending Public Funds Extravagantly As If You Inherited A Rich And Prosperous Country

How Would You Justify The Following Extravagant Spendings Under Your Government

21 Billion Naira To Renovate The Vice President House

70 Billion Naira To The National Assembly Members To Buy SUVs At The Cost 160 Million Naira Per One For Senators And House Of Representatives Members Specifically

4 Billion Naira To Renovate Dodan Barrack Lagos Another 3 Billion Naira To Renovate Aguda House

5 Billion Naira Was Given To Presidential Tax Reforms Committee Of Less Than Twenty People Headed By Taiwo Oyedele With Nothing To Show For It

1.5 Billion Naira To Purchase Cars For Your Wife Senator Oluremi Tinubu Despite The Fact That First Lady Office Is Not Recognised By Our Constitution

300% Salary Increase For The Judges Which Was Speedily Passed By The Insensitive And Irresponsible Senators

5 Billion Naira Was Budgeted For Presidential Fleet Of Cars For President Bola Ahmad Tinubu

5 Billion equally budgeted for Presidential Yatch

225 Billion naira spent on so-called Presidential Jet

90 Billion naira spent on 2024 Hajj pilgrimage

Billions of Naira Was Budgeted For Your Trips Including The Vice President Kashim Shettima To The Detriment Of The Citizens

Every Senator Is Paid 21 Million Naira Monthly

House Of Representatives Are Earning 13.5 Million Monthly All The Increment Was Done By Your Government

15 Trillion Naira Lagos Calabar Coastal Road Was Awarded Illegally To Your Friend A Lebanese Gilbert Chagoury Who Was Repatriated Back To His Country By The Former President Obasanjo

You Have The Largest Ministers Ever In The History Of Nigeria".
©️

[Mr Bayo @mrbayoa1]

As incredible as Messi is, credit must go to this Argentina team. They create chances for him, respect him, and understand they have to do more for him now that he’s older. Ronaldo is so unlucky playing with those disrespectful Portuguese babies.

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

This guy’s career is such a sweet one. Everytime he is written off, something dramatic happens and he gets back in.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🌎✨ Kylian Mbappé is only 2 goals away from reaching world record for MOST goals in World Cup history.

Miroslav Klose’s record is 16 goals, Mbappé has 14 now. 27 years old.

[Trevoh Chalobah @TrevohChalobah]

One day 🙏🏿 #Believe

[B/R Football @brfootball]

England have called up Trevoh Chalobah to their World Cup squad to replace the injured Tino Livramento, per multiple reports 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid reach verbal agreement to sign Marc Cucurella from Chelsea, HERE WE GO!

Verbal agreement in place between all parties, player too — he’s the left back wanted by Mourinho. Details to follow.

Cucurella leaves #CFC and joins Madrid after World Cup. ⚪️🇪🇸

[Premier League @premierleague]

Ball control on point from Joao Pedro 😮‍💨

🔵 @ChelseaFC

[Eden Hazard @hazardeden10]

Once a blue, always a blue! Great to pop back to the Bridge! 💙

[A.J.I.B.A.D.E. @kalampe]

Sleep dey catch me
#BRAMAR too sweet!

[Sola 🇨🇦 @SolaTheAnalyst]

The last time I was in Lagos I paid to enter a beach in Lekki.

Not a resort. Not a water park. A beach.

Sand. Water. A coastline that existed long before any of us were born.

Someone bought it. Fenced it. Put a gate on it. Now you pay to touch the ocean.

What kind of government sells its people access to nature?

Happy Democracy Day. 🇳🇬