Kale Goodwin

Simple life of food, hunting, and Jesus. Amen.

[Kale Goodwin @kale_goodwin]

People just creep me the mess out.

[Jason Hansen @HansenWJason]

#Cecil #CecilTheLion

[Kale Goodwin @kale_goodwin]

I'm pretty sure apple made iPhones feel so freaking good in your hand without a case just so you would drop them....

[Kale Goodwin @kale_goodwin]

Class what did we learn? Children are demons. That is all.

[Kale Goodwin @kale_goodwin]

Watching I Am Legend home alone......I forgot how scary this movie is....

[Kale Goodwin @kale_goodwin]

Back in the iPhone family and it feels so good. #iPhone6 #home

[Kale Goodwin @kale_goodwin]

Me and @MattRicee have a new band....Sober Virgins. #famousmuch

[Kale Goodwin @kale_goodwin]

My mutt was barfing all last night....pulled my mom card and fell asleep in the bathtub with the punk... #momed

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this game is dope af https://t.co/j5sH85LEF0

[Kale Goodwin @kale_goodwin]

My night has consisted of pizza and popsicles. #merica

[Kale Goodwin @kale_goodwin]

Finally made fired rice.....I'm goin full blown Asian folks. FULL BLOWN EGGROLL.

[Kale Goodwin @kale_goodwin]

It seems to me that I need to be at the beach. Now.

[Kale Goodwin @kale_goodwin]

Sharks have the perfect life....swim and kill stuff.

[Kale Goodwin @kale_goodwin]

Women think birth is painful....HA how about 2 days after leg day....

[Kale Goodwin @kale_goodwin]

Ready for deer season....I need to shank.

[Kale Goodwin @kale_goodwin]

When your so tired you wake up and brush your teeth....without toothpaste....

[Kale Goodwin @kale_goodwin]

My buttcrack of enegery has been clean wiped...#beattired

[Kale Goodwin @kale_goodwin]

Standin in the Chucks for 11 hours is not good.

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when your girl yells "touchdown" after you just made a 3 pointer

[Kale Goodwin @kale_goodwin]

@HANNAHKINSTAD @WORIDSTARHIPH0P I try I try 😬