kale

a frog in disguise (she/her)

[kale @kalebearrr]

I come from a family of pasta lovers and my boyfriend comes from one who prefer rice so don’t tell me I know nothing of controversy

[kale @kalebearrr]

@CameronJantzi Sounds like a fair trade honestly lols

[kale @kalebearrr]

Who wants to buy me some platform crocs

[kale @kalebearrr]

Call me Tony Soprano cuz I do be having panic attacks in the car

[kale @kalebearrr]

Happy birthday @lobsterszoo 🥂💫🍰🎉❤☃️💕🤗😎

[kale @kalebearrr]

Swarovski obi-wan send tweet

[kale @kalebearrr]

I am.astonished by the look in this cats eyes

[kale @kalebearrr]

@Burl_ParksRec What a mood

[kale @kalebearrr]

Just got some praise from my boss so gonna be riding that high all weekend

[kale @kalebearrr]

Imagine being a goldfish getting shipped in the mail

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

August 31st September 1st

[maria lobster @lobsterszoo]

i wish the little fella in my brain would stop shaking my etch a sketch i am so weary

[kale @kalebearrr]

Self-care is eating a corned beef sandwich in the value village parking lot

[kale @kalebearrr]

I'm watching aristocats now, the night has been salvaged

[kale @kalebearrr]

Tradgedy: I have added just a smidge too much milk to my kd. Night = ruined

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ROLL THE CLIP

[kale @kalebearrr]

We should just take Quebec and moooove it somewhere ELSE

[crust bucket @eeeosburn]

This is so me

[kale @kalebearrr]

Watching a duckling fall in a grate is one way to ruin your morning