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[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

America, start your engines.

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[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

The Best of U.S.

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[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Cereals That Sound Like Mormon Swear Words

[Dan Vega @therealdanvega]

Congratulations to all of us for making it to January 87th. The longest month of the year 😩 Tomorrow we flip the calendar and get closer to Spring 🤩

[Mitchell Hashimoto @mitchellh]

As soon as a presidential candidate commits to eliminating DST, I'm a single issue voter. They can burn down the rest of the republic just free me from the tyranny of the clocks.

[François Chollet @fchollet]

We haven't needed programmers since the advent of automated programming in the 1970s. Once you have a high level language like COBOL and a compiler to automatically turn it into actual code, business professionals can create their own applications without having to rely on specialized programmers.

[kalebscholes @kalebscholes]

@david_welch I can also vouch for this

[Forrest Brazeal @forrestbrazeal]

The HugOps Song was written for such a time as this.

Hugs to CrowdStrike, but even more so to the IT teams around the world dealing with the fallout of this outage.

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

When I was in high school we got in trouble for playing games on TI-84 calculators

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

> we’ve spared no expense

*pays 1 programmer to build and maintain 2 million lines of code with no documentation in sight*

[kalebscholes @kalebscholes]

Daft Punk rocking the vision pro 2.0

[Ryan Els @RyanEls4]

The more the ... 🤔

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Italian photographer Valerio Minato just won NASA’s Astronomy Picture of the Day

[David Fowler @davidfowl]

I asked my son (8) if he believes in Santa and he explained all of the reasons why Santa couldn’t exist and then said “maybe” 😅.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In the 1970s, Italian singer Adriano Celentano created a hit song that defied convention. "Prisencolinensinainciusol," released in 1972, featured gibberish lyrics meant to sound like English. The song was a playful satire of the global fascination with American culture and the English language. Despite its nonsensical lyrics, the song's catchy melody and Celentano's charismatic performance made it a hit not only in Italy but also internationally.

[Xata 🦋 @xata]

Today we're beyond excited to announce pgroll, an open source tool that offers safe and undoable schema migrations for @PostgreSQL.

By serving multiple schema versions simultaneously, client apps continue working while the schema is being updated ✨

https://t.co/0BeqP59ONQ

[greg @greg16676935420]

So you’re telling me we can accidentally lose a $70M fighter jet, but if I send my friend $11 on venmo I have 87,000 IRS agents watching me?

[kalebscholes @kalebscholes]

Wow. This is me.

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

My toxic trait is saying “Yes!” to things I have the ability to do—without considering if I also have the time, energy, or motivation.

[@WSDoc @WSDoc3]

The FBI just revealed what they found in Trump’s safe…

[kalebscholes @kalebscholes]

@SlenderSherbet So funny