kale

frog and toad enjoyer

[emi @vxmpcore_]

men be like i know a spot and its bald

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

I'm never getting over the fact that romance as a genre, as the HIGHEST selling genre, exists largely because straight women fantasize about being loved and treated kindly by men and men constantly make fun of this because they think it's just that unrealistic that they could cherish women and that women are stupid in the first place for wanting such an impossible thing.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Not one member of Metallica ever appeared on sesame street. Master of puppets my ass.

[kale @kaledarling_]

Downloaded a specific app once to listen to Troye Sivan’s first real single from an album debut on the Australian radio at 3am and now look at him 😢

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

yea sex is cool but have you ever discovered a popular artist before they got big and then watched them grow

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yup

[kale @kaledarling_]

Jesus Christ

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Elon Musk has become the world’s first trillionaire as SpaceX becomes a publicly traded company.

Shares opened at $150, setting valuation at $1.96 trillion.

[kale @kaledarling_]

I’m obsessed with him

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

Everyone bully Kevin O’Leary until he shrinks it to 0 acres

[Sewerside Rascal @sewerside4ever]

white ppl be like bro it’s hot as fuck let’s go swim in this fuckin poop water creek right outside the city that has mutated fish in it

[nima astria @1likeaverage]

if u dont like someone's natural scent u are biologically not supposed to be together and no amount of hygiene and cologne etc can fix that

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[kale @kaledarling_]

Why would you watch ANYTHING in the second row?

[princess cassi 🗡️ @s4ss4c4ss]

guys don’t watch backrooms in the second row

[kale @kaledarling_]

Switched a week ago and I love it fr thx duck

[DuckDuckGo @DuckDuckGo]

It’s time to Fire Google. Join the flock.

[kale @kaledarling_]

Y’all are actually insane lmao

[katherine jayne @katherinejaayne]

A letter to Ariana Grande

From us Arianators 🤍

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

I'm the cunt of the litter

[trash jones @jzux]

“can my boyfriend come” can my flesh-eating virus come

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

[kale @kaledarling_]

Your average voter btw

[🍊Elgin Barrett Eugene Smith lll🍊 @Southside_Gunn]

I watched this shit and I bullshit you not I cannot tell you the plot of this movie at all.

I have absolutely no idea what the fuck this shit was about.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

We need to tax the absolute living fuck out of the rich.

[Brisk @BriskQ]

I think you a lil slow if you posting AI pics of yourself