in ur COVID relationship which of u is the beautiful shut-in who tends the garden and which of u is the nasty little goblin who ventures into town every Tuesday to endure the jeers of townsfolk at the grocery store
my desk mate at my new job asked if i wanted tea and i said YESSS and he literally got out his box of tea bags!! i was so caught off guard, i was truly expecting him to dish out some drama and now i just have a cup of hot plant water..
therapist: and what do we say when we feel this way?
me: don’t be sad. because sad backwards is das. And das not good.
Therapist: *taking notes* can I use that