Kale

C's get degrees

[Kale @kalewase]

All I want for Christmas is one of these hats, someone tell my mom 🥺

[Tim Hortons @TimHortons]

The wait is over. Timbiebs merch is now available at Canadian & US restaurants only while supplies last. #Timbiebs

[Kale @kalewase]

My favourite thing to do is post pictures of me and @caterinaevelyn on my tinder and receive this message from every other guy🤷🏼‍♀️😂

[Kale @kalewase]

I forgot how annoying single guys are 🙄

[Kale @kalewase]

@samcapelll Ask me if I’ll ever trust that bs comin outta a mans mouth again 😣

[Kale @kalewase]

I thought heartbreaks sucked coming from fuck boys…lemme tell you, it’s a million times worse coming from someone who told you they cared and would never hurt you🤡 #fooled

[Kale @kalewase]

@caterinaevelyn Wouldn’t be the worst thing you’ve had in your eye I’m sure 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Kale @kalewase]

@samcapelll Honestly that was the reassurance I needed 🥰😅

[Kale @kalewase]

I always wonder if people see me and then see my ig and think I look like 2 different people

[Kale @kalewase]

2/2 on roll up the rim, maybe my luck is changing 🤔

[Kale @kalewase]

All I want to do right now is go play in the snow. How am I 22 years old?

[Kale @kalewase]

In other words, someone love me plz

[Kale @kalewase]

There’s too much love on my Instagram today and it’s gross..

[trish @ultragloss]

if astrology isn’t real then why is every man born between january and december evil

[Kale @kalewase]

Reason #47397 I hate men: this guy (who I didn’t invite over or give any indication I wanted him here) told me that he would come over to keep me company in bed if I paid for his Uber

[Kale @kalewase]

My favourite joke for the new year will forever be “I haven’t showered since last year” and it will forever be funny 🙂

[Kale @kalewase]

Where’d this bitch go? I want her back 🤣

[Kale @kalewase]

Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and think...damn I’m freakin adorable☺️

[Kale @kalewase]

My biggest pet peeve is when you’re in the middle of a convo with someone on Snapchat and they start typing but don’t actually answer the message 🙃 like speak up bro

[Kale @kalewase]

What is it about my face that says to guys “I’m looking to get hurt”?

[Kale @kalewase]

I wish I had someone to pick a fight with now that I have my fake nails back just to hear the aggressive clickity clack and feel like a powerful bitch again