Kaley Lempke

[Kaley Lempke @kaleylempke]

3 years ago after the bowl game in Memphis my dad went with me to coyote ugly to meet up with friends.

A lady asked me:
So, how does that work?

I looked at her and said:
Yeah he’s my actual dad, not my “daddy”.

It is a memory I’ll never forget.

[Eric Hanson @EricHansonKCCI]

Just in - @caseysgenstore is changing their logo for the first time in 52 years. 👍 or 👎 ?

[Kaley Lempke @kaleylempke]

*Dillon and I watching friends*

Me: “Jennifer Anniston is worth $220 million.”

Dillon: “She is worth all of that and more.”

[Kaley Lempke @kaleylempke]

Officially haven’t worn jeans for exactly one month today.

Therefore, when this is all over, this will be me in HRs office when they talk to me about my dress code violation.

[Morgan @matthewsm_2]

My friends and I like to drink, and now, make Tik Tok videos.
#TikTokviral

[Kaley Lempke @kaleylempke]

Amazing. 😂

[Cyclone Basketball @CycloneWBB]

It's the most dramatic Valentine's Day yet.

🌪️🌹🌪️

[Shelby Hild @hild_shelby]

Proof that when I say “I can’t just make you a graphic”, I’m not making it up....

[Kaley Lempke @kaleylempke]

😭😭....... so can I have the popcorn machine?

[Emily Cowles (Taylor’s Version) @ECowles4]

PSA: Mickeys in Ames is closed forever. Pay your respects as you see fit.

[Kaley Lempke @kaleylempke]

Me last night after I gave Dillon a high five for putting up with me for 6 months.

[Chris Williams @ChrisMWilliams]

Top 5 bar in Iowa.

[Chris Williams @ChrisMWilliams]

TWITTER: Do your thing!!! We need 50K retweets to get Busch Guy to #CollegeAmesDay

[Kaley Lempke @kaleylempke]

It is 2019 when are guys going to understand the purpose of why girls take just body showers sometimes!?

[danee 🦖 @itsdaneesaur]

Can everybody just Please look at this cat

[Kaley Lempke @kaleylempke]

@raynelyncook Omg 😂😂

[Kaley Lempke @kaleylempke]

PSA:

There is a Mexican restaurant in Des Moines that doesn’t serve alcohol.

I would just like to warn others so they don’t have to go through this traumatic experience my friend and I went through today.

[Kaley Lempke @kaleylempke]

@twinnumber_1 Watch surviving R Kelly!! 😳

[Kaley Lempke @kaleylempke]

@nikki_brown15 Is it bad I don’t even know what their highlights mean?????

[Kaley Lempke @kaleylempke]

Me tryin to look like I belong at the Cardi B concert tonight

[Kaley Lempke @kaleylempke]

Melvin and I after he continues to whine at me after I give him food, water, and scoop up his 💩

[Kaley Lempke @kaleylempke]

I’m not catholic and told @twinnumber02 & @nikki_brown15 I would give up pasta with them for lent. It’s taking every ounce in my body to not go and get some freaked NOODS right now.

I would like a friend of the year award in the mail, thanks. 🍝