Milady Teresa

Fully vaccinated Librarian on the loose from the desert. “Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it." Hitchens🌈🌈 #hufflepuff

[Milady Teresa @kalgrl]

Your real job is to make yourself adaptable responsive intelligent & skillful in as many situations as possible.Tevis R Trower
#Librarian

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Overheard at the hotel buffet:

David’s wife: “David, do you want a yoghurt?”

David, from the cooked breakfast area: “No thank you, darling… I haven’t come on holiday to eat yoghurt.”

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Babies' reactions when their mothers lie down.

[Milady Teresa @kalgrl]

@AgathaChocolats George marched all day, food now!

[Stage Whispers @STAGE_WHISPERS]

The Half-Life of Marie Curie by Lauren Gunderson. @ensembletheatre Sydney. Review by Frank Hatherley. https://t.co/0Q14T9XUsk

[the.effing.librarian @effinglibrarian]

HOW YOU KNOW THE MOVIE YOU'RE WATCHING IS AN ACTION MOVIE
The protagonist says
"but my wife is on that submarine"
"but my daughter is on the rollercoaster"
"but my corgi is in that taxi"
"but my college ring is in that yard sale"
"but my toothbrush is on that spaceship"

[Fake Library Statistics @FakeLibStats]

Google 100% nails every type of librarian in one set of suggestions

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

For those in need of a smile, a reminder that one 19th-century name for a penguin was ‘arsefoot’.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“You wanted this on and you’re not even watching it!”
“I AM!”

Narrator: They were both on their phones.

[Milady Teresa @kalgrl]

@AgathaChocolats Mmm Grandma how plump you are..

[Milady Teresa @kalgrl]

@SamNeillOBE You’re old fashioned 🤓

[Milady Teresa @kalgrl]

@emjanerothwell Cosy, but first day of summer here

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

When you ask someone what they want for Christmas and they say “I’ll have a think and let you know!”

You know they’re definitely not going to:

a) have a think
b) let you know

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the Day is ‘fudgelling’ (18th century: pretending to be extremely busy whilst not doing very much at all.

[Milady Teresa @kalgrl]

@prof_fantasy The Dark is Rising - Susan Cooper
Series

[Milady Teresa @kalgrl]

@goodreads Series

[Milady Teresa @kalgrl]

@cathywilcox1 @smh It’s …

[Milady Teresa @kalgrl]

@cathywilcox1 @smh A scientist would say it full. 😂

[Milady Teresa @kalgrl]

@merkin_about China red

[Milady Teresa @kalgrl]

@kellywellread Yay!

[Milady Teresa @kalgrl]

@CaraMia200 Spray disinfectant from handbag