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swhbb?

[𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐡 @kwameaddoobiri_]

Tea tastes like everything is going to be okay

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

one of the great joys in this life is looking at your pets weird little teeth

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

No real surprise.

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

Every second that I’m not in bed I’m thinking about how badly I wanna be horizontal in bed and whenever I’m horizontal in bed I think yes I love being horizontal in my bed.

[jay 🫍 @lezzyboxd]

I'm a TMI enthusiast. Nothing is too much information. I want every detail. I love knowing things.

[Alex 🐟 @ftfcRedford]

You just can’t in your right mind, look at that and think Chinese is superior

[draculaura @DRACULAURlTA]

I hate being at work I should be hanging out with my mom

[Max @MFRP92]

Microsoft outage but Teams and Outlook are both fine is the adult version of snow that doesn’t settle enough for a school closure.

[tasha louise 💗 @eds_afterglow]

In honour of Jane Beale returning it’s time to bring back when she was pole dancing for ian to Dizzie rascal - dance wiv me and dot walked in #eastenders

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

I wish people would stop asking me to do stuff at work. Listen, I’m thick. I can’t do it. It’s like asking Mr Blobby to conduct an autopsy.

[thomas @tomjdudley]

I feel this is Sean and the girls in the villa #LoveIsland

[Big Mama 🍯💰 @Liwa_diaries]

Me at 2am after being on calorie deficit during the day

[crucifunker @ghostmotorfingr]

likes are now private. genuinely 9/11 for a nosey cunt like me

[kayla👸🏼🍓 @garzaaa8_]

tmi doesn't exist with me, please tell me more

[liv 💛 @oliviazao]

Every month I think my world is crashing down only to realise it’s PMS

[Jenni @hashjenni]

pre menstrual sadness is one of the shittest feelings ever