Kali Napier

She/her | Writer | 'The Secrets at Ocean's Edge' @hachetteaus | Short fiction @thedarkmagazine | insta @ kali.napier

[Adam Hills @adamhillscomedy]

Conducting my own poll here.
Whenever I tweet about Voting Yes in the Voice Referendum I get hundreds of negative replies. But loads more likes. So I’m gonna turn off the replies and simply ask you to give this tweet a like if you’re gonna vote yes. Over to you. Feel free to RT

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

disproportionate torso to leg ratio caused by low rise pants

[Kali Napier @KaliNapier]

@PicturesFoIder 27 + 8 = 35
35 + 40 = 75

[Kali Napier @KaliNapier]

@MelanieTait I wrote 2.5 novel-length mss (& 1 novella) in the 2 years I was on the single-parent pension. After that, productivity and creativity dropped way off. The hustle and juggle of needing $$$.

[Kali Napier @KaliNapier]

Today marks the 1-year anniversary of meeting this most marvellous person, following ghostly taps at my door. I cannot begin to tell you all the ways my life has magically transformed. ✨
If you need a Word Witch, a WayShower, or Depth Worker, see Jodi.
https://t.co/33NYIDbuWu

[Lakyn Thee Stylist @OgLakyn]

This is how jeans get distressed. You see the mask, the goggles, and yet, this worker is probably still breathing in enough of those tiny fibers to permanently damage their lungs.

If only there was a way to get holes in jeans without harming someone in the process…

[Kali Napier @KaliNapier]

@wisebeck Best of luck with your recovery, Beck. Hoping you're back to toast soon 😀

[Kali Napier @KaliNapier]

I am a bit behind on my reading. Just found out GoodReads has a new book page format, and I HATE it. Completely unusable and bothering me greatly.

[Kali Napier @KaliNapier]

I'm on Hive as @kalinapier - I promise to post there as infrequently as I do here.

[UtterlyInteresting @UtterlyInterest]

If tea spread to your country by sea you call it tea, if it spread by land you call it chai. This is because the ports of Fujian and Taiwan use the coastal pronunciation "te", whereas Mandarin uses "chá"

[Kali Napier @KaliNapier]

@incrediblemelk French, when the teacher came in I was sent outside before the lesson even started. Other subjects, when I actually did something wrong (adult ADHD diagnosis), I sat outside the Headmistress's office. Minimum three times a week. Multiple detentions & excluded from excursions

[Kali Napier @KaliNapier]

@BrookeBrannon One that comes to mind is Link's "The White Cat's Divorce"

[Kali Napier @KaliNapier]

@BenLeighHobson I bet! Such a vibe

[Kali Napier @KaliNapier]

@BenLeighHobson Fabulous cover, Ben!!!!

[Kali Napier @KaliNapier]

@TheNDM Hooray!!!! This is wonderful news, Imbi. Very, very happy for you!!!!

[Australian Writers' Centre @WritersCentreAU]

On this week's podcast: @AngelaSlatter on how she developed her author career and her latest novel 'The Path of Thorns' (@newsouthbooksau). Publishers who accept unsolicited submissions – and how to make sure your manuscript is ready!

Listen: https://t.co/x3VKNus5WD

[Kali Napier @KaliNapier]

@JenBowden12 Are you from WA? I've been in Brisbane 14 years and still miss the ocean every single day. Still miss the sunset. Still miss breathing without drowning.

[Kali Napier @KaliNapier]

@m_riwoe Amazing!!!! Congratulations, Mirandi 🌟

[Kali Napier @KaliNapier]

@KJHollands Congratulations, Karen!

[Henry Madison @RageSheen]

We’re not living with Covid, we’re ignoring it. Like we live with domestic violence, inequality, crumbling public infrastructure, and runaway climate change.