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I'm tall and have shiny pants. Haver of Opinions.

I do infosec work and run my mouth.

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@chemiclord @ask_aubry It's been tried more than once. Turns out it's actually quite challenging where there's no convenient hormonal system that already does what you want.

The bullets / gun metaphor is cute, but that's really all.

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Hypothesis: SF went after Elon Musk adding beds at the Twitter office because they were afraid he might be trying to add housing to SF.

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Heard in public: "late 1900s"

Unrelated, my hip is suddenly sore...

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Is it bad that I'm preparing to cackle madly as California cities move from fucking around to finding out (urban planning edition)?

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@chemiclord No. I don't remember any sincere public concern about information security at any point.

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@stsparky Then I guess we're spreading the meme so everyone can appreciate the sadness. :(

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How many public toilets can $1.7 million buy?

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY!

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Today's weather calls for rain, thundersnow, and temps around 40F. It's sky-garbage season. I'm told other places call it "Fall".

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@LexInterior Me!

But that would be because I was diagnosed about 25 years ago.

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Grackles have found my birdfeeder.

I can tell. There's about fifty of them, along with one blue jay.

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@bumble

What was the point of signing up days in advance, getting a ticket, and saving my place in line if I'm just going to stare at my phone for an hour without anyone to bantr with?

I sincerely don't understand.

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@stsparky I'll respect him once he stops standing in the way of housing. Until then, he's exactly the Champagne Socialist I'd like to say doesn't exist.

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So there's a state ballot prop backed by both the Chamber of Commerce and the AFL-CIO.

This is either a very good idea or an absolutely terrible one for subtle reasons.

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Go on, Bumble support. Tell me to DM you about this so you can take this out of the public eye. Then make sympathetic noises and tell me to report the spammers.

I haven't seen a response to a report of abuse in a year. Are you suddenly going to start caring?

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I'm always impressed by the level of "follow me on Snapchat!" behavior that @bumble considers acceptable behavior.

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The NRA is modern-day Redcaps.

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New D&D character concept. Halfling Paladin, a real crusader-type. Catchphrase - "Onwards, to second breakfast and glory!"

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Pony wanted: a filter on dating apps for "has at least one word in profile".

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@ColinMooreDraws @YayRayDay I mean, it connects you to someone at Verizon, so an asshole seems a little too on the nose...