Kal Jenko

Nothing in life will call upon us to be more courageous than facing the fact that it ends. But on the other side of heartbreak is wisdom.

[Kal Jenko @kaljenko]

Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80, it's not the time that matters, it's the person.

[Kal Jenko @kaljenko]

@PolitlcsUK @thetimes How are all these Doctors and Engineers not getting work?

[Kal Jenko @kaljenko]

@KeruboSk Next time you repost this, change the story to say you delivered it to him. The biggest plot hole is how you would have his address if he came to you

[Kal Jenko @kaljenko]

@RogersHistory Why have I seen this same post, word for word from different accounts about 100 times since yesterday evening ?

[Kal Jenko @kaljenko]

@PolitlcsUK He seems unfit to interview, maybe you should release him on bail?

[Kal Jenko @kaljenko]

@AshfordLabour No need to cross when you have the front door wide open

[Kal Jenko @kaljenko]

@Odra_MH I remember when Tim and Epic abandoned PC gaming around 2010 and went full console while at the time Valve was focusing on the Steam Client and even bringing games to Mac. Tim only came running back when he saw the success of Steam and wanted it with none of the effort

[Kal Jenko @kaljenko]

@ProudlyPastoral @PhxraohMindsxt The tazers police use now are piss week, the Tasser 10 does about 1,000 volts, used to be 50,000 volt

[Kal Jenko @kaljenko]

@PolitlcsUK @grok how many times do you think Starme will say “I want to make myself absolutely clear” or “let me be clear” during his speech tomorrow ?

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

I am today launching Restore Britain as a national political party.

Join us.

https://t.co/RMtEuHopgV

[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

The enquiry into Britain's biggest scandal started more than a week ago.

Since then:

0 reports from Sky News
0 reports from the BBC
0 reports from the Guardian
0 reports from ITV

They are once again trying to cover it up, but the world knows the truth this time.

[Kal Jenko @kaljenko]

@ShitpostRock It used to be a sign of disrespect asking someone who they voted for when I was growing up. Now it's all everyone wants to know in the first sentence of meeting you.

[Kal Jenko @kaljenko]

@qLxke_ Just say you support grooming gangs and move on

[Kal Jenko @kaljenko]

@doomdoorn @nuhre_ To be fair that is the right choice of word, that's on me haha

[Kal Jenko @kaljenko]

@BonniedaWestie @willows_elise @BasilTheGreat Stop spreading misinformation

[Kal Jenko @kaljenko]

@ick_real I get you, just like we have 3 kinds of people in this world, those that can count and those that can't

[Kal Jenko @kaljenko]

@AestheticGamer1 I'm looking forward to reading on Reddit next year that you did in fact confirm this

[Kal Jenko @kaljenko]

@DefiantLs She looks like the kind of person who would leave her kids with a known nonce because she believes they've changed

[Kal Jenko @kaljenko]

@TimSweeneyEpic If you buy DLC from elsewhere to play on your Steam owned copy, who hosts the data/download for the DLC and any patches from that version onward?

[Kal Jenko @kaljenko]

@CaptBlackSK4 @KevinMc98257992 @LeeAndersonMP_ @Nigel_Farage @iqbalmohamedMP You can go on the TV License website and clearly see its for "watch or record live TV". Not about receiving. I've not had one for over ten years but I state on the phone to them I have a TV for Netflix's, YouTube and Blu-rays and I get told by them I don't need one.