Kalli Jones

idk I’m just an 18 yr old trying to pretend I’ve got my stuff together

[Mark @markiplier]

You matter.

[Kalli Jones @kalli_jayne]

Me: “I smoke too much🍁”
Also me: *rolls a second zoot as soon as the first is out*

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ziggy. He’s a rescue boy with megaesophagus, which means he has to sit pupright while eating. His special chair matches his favorite sweater, so he doesn’t mind it at all. 14/10

[Stats Britain @StatsBritain]

A man who gave the world so many heroes but to fans and writers alike none were quite as super as he. His legacy won’t be matched any time soon. Goodbye, Stan Lee.

[Kalli Jones @kalli_jayne]

Oof

[Kalli Jones @kalli_jayne]

What a bop

[Kalli Jones @kalli_jayne]

@Alexbradley00

[Kalli Jones @kalli_jayne]

Honestly mood

[The Mysterious Vanishing of Electra @vonhausswolfe]

bdsm (being dead sounds magnificent)

[James Corden @JKCorden]

This commercial was banned from TV for being too political. I think everyone should see it x

[Kalli Jones @kalli_jayne]

@Alexbradley00 Oml. Where’s holt tho

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Magic. She got second place at the dog show, but she doesn’t need to know that. Told her she’s first place in my heart. 13/10

[Kalli Jones @kalli_jayne]

This gave me a headache 🤕
Creds: will_ent
#willentertainment #headache #brainaneurysm #meme #funny #crazy #wtf #idek #funnymeme #twittermemes #tellmesomethingidontknow #prettygirl https://t.co/gNhs6C33tT

[Kalli Jones @kalli_jayne]

if you’re into fruity energy drinks, I highly recommend either of these two. They are delightful 😍🤤
#monster #drink #energydrink #pipelinepunch #mangoloco #delicious https://t.co/nQSC3Z2619

[Kalli Jones @kalli_jayne]

This is excruciatingly accurate🦂♏️
#scorpio #meme #scorpiomeme #accurate #zodiac https://t.co/OFFdKkARAg

[Kalli Jones @kalli_jayne]

So #newfamilyguy episode tonight on itv2 when Stewie’s new friend upsets him I noticed something very disturbing. Stewie doesn’t have any nipples...

[Kalli Jones @kalli_jayne]

so if anyone uses Instagram and wants to see my face and some pretty, aesthetic pics then, hey waddup