Turner Kall

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind

[Turner Kall @KallTurner]

If you're a Democrat and hate all Republicans then you're a moron. If you're a Republican and hate all Democrats then you're also a moron. It's this all or nothing mindset that creates a pointless rift in our countries politics.

[Turner Kall @KallTurner]

Almost broke the car wash

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Just finished my sitting through my last class as a student... Happy to finally move on. Feels like a weird dream.

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I feel like young entrepreneurs are starting to figure out a town doesn't need 18 different vape shops.

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Holy shit Paul Anka GET IT

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Paul Anka everyone!

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This is the first year I'm experiencing Christmas shopping fatigue. Everyone is my enemy.

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It's that time of year when route 2 forms a line connecting the sun and my eyeballs

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Today I'm cheering for the Cleveland Garrets

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@JakeSucky For Honor

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It's absurd how many people don't stretch before lifting. The goal is to look like a Greek statue not feel like one.

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Did you know? If you mix melatonin and half a glass of whiskey, tomorrow just starts.

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I need someone that can pivot a ribcage about 5° counterclockwise

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@espn @wojespn @espn_macmahon Scared straights celebrity guest.

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El tequila no es bueno

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Chip prices are rising. What do we do about this?

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You ever stop mid workout and hit a quick yoga stretch and your skeleton moves inside your body?

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Bababooey

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@Browns @jakepaul The last thing browns fans need right now is cringe.

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Yeah you may have a good following on Twitter and Instagram, but how connected are you on LinkedIn?

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Browns play calling really is bad man.