Kalpita Joshi

Rarely visits here. Don't ask why. ;)

[Kalpita Joshi @kalpitathejoshi]

@writer_anand @earnestlyurs @TeamSOSIndia @CovidPlasmaIn Wrong number. Called to check, they said it's not a plasma donor

[Kalpita Joshi @kalpitathejoshi]

@BeerBicepsGuy 🤮🤮🤮

[Kalpita Joshi @kalpitathejoshi]

Looking at the amount collected in fines.

[ANI @ANI]

#Maharashtra Police records 303 new #COVID19 cases and 5 deaths over the last 24 hours.

Total cases in the force stand at 13,180, including 2,389 active cases and 136 deaths.

[Vishal Bhardwaj @VishalBhardwaj]

अंडा मछली छूकर जिनको पाप लगे
उनका पूरा हाथ लहू में डूबा है
It’s so sad to see what’s happening in the capital of our country.

[Kunal Kamra @kunalkamra88]

Delhi here’s your opt 2 😭😭😭

[Kalpita Joshi @kalpitathejoshi]

If this happens, I will contribute in whatever way I can.

[Official PeeingHuman @thepeeinghuman]

To anyone working at @republic just for the sake of employment, please resign and set a precedent.
I promise I'll try to crowdfund your salary till you find a job at a news organisation which is not intentionally trying to tear India apart.
#BanRepublicTv

[Faye DSouza @fayedsouza]

Mr Home Minister,

I respectfully volunteer to debate with you on the #CAA .

Just say when.

[AAP @AamAadmiParty]

The plan is there's no plan.

#BJPMostCorruptDepartment

[Kalpita Joshi @kalpitathejoshi]

@VedantiShinde @rcthanecentral @KhaleesiHoran @RuxieD @Mrunal_Upadhyay
That's seven words; Number Nazis strike. :P

[Kalpita Joshi @kalpitathejoshi]

"You were right."
-"I told you."
#sixisthelimit #sixwordstory @rcthanecentral

[Kalpita Joshi @kalpitathejoshi]

She closed herself. Eyes opened inwards.
@rcthanecentral #sixisthelimit #sixwordstory

[Kalpita Joshi @kalpitathejoshi]

His muffled cries. Boys don't cry.
#sixisthelimit @rcthanecentral

[Kalpita Joshi @kalpitathejoshi]

"God alone knows."
-Does he, really?
#sixisthelimit @rcthanecentral

[Shashi Tharoor @ShashiTharoor]

Will address Malhar Conclave 2014 at St Xavier's Mumbai August 14 after Parliament: http://t.co/yNxS411uRe

[Kalpita Joshi @kalpitathejoshi]

RC Copa Hangover! Don't wanna overcome this! <3 @rcthanecentral

[Rotaract Club Of Thane Central @rcthanecentral]

Wishing RCTC's super enthusiastic rotaractor and now the ZRR of Zone 3A Rtr. Gaurav Pradhan many, many... http://t.co/BjBeqyf2rx

[Rotaract Club Of Thane Central @rcthanecentral]

Wishing RCTC's beautiful and charming PR director, Rtr. Gargi Mandlik, many congratulations on being the Jt. Dir.... http://t.co/9cNqrXCyCe

[Rotaract Club Of Thane Central @rcthanecentral]

Wishing RCTC's pillar of strength, Secretary Rtr. Roopa Shetti, many, many congratulations for becoming the Jt.... http://t.co/TnSk3hZGD5

[Kalpita Joshi @kalpitathejoshi]

@2States_FC The trailor!!! <3 <3 :D #cantwait!

[Kalpita Joshi @kalpitathejoshi]

@DalrynFitch yes yes! wish me happy tweeting :P