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[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

🥁 Introducing our new head coach...

Mikel Arteta ✍️

[Mohamed ELNeny @ElNennY]

I can’t describe my feelings right now… Football always gives back to those who keep believing.. To the fans who kept believing, you deserve this… Arsenal; the club that will stay in my heart forever, you deserve this… The players and everyone at the club who made it happen, you deserve this… Congratulations to the best club in the world ❤️ @Arsenal

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[Halal Wyler 🏆 @Shamsdale]

When Shawcross broke Ramsey’s leg, when Taylor ended Eduardo’s career, when Smith stole Diaby’s promising future, y’all laughed and called us soft. When the entire league kicked Saka like a football, y’all made limping jokes. But when we show some needle it’s a problem! Fuck off.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Someone recreated “Lose Yourself” by stitching together 187 random movie clips to form the lyrics.

[MP𖤐 @MagicalPep]

I have never seen anything like this in my life. It feels less like football and more like sorcery.

For me, the greatest first touch ever witnessed 🔥

[The Arsenal Scout @thearsenalscout]

City lose Dias and Gvardiol and it’s “season over” but we lose Gabriel and Saliba and it’s “no excuses”. Okay 😂😂

[Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine]

The first black person to dap a nigga up 🫱🏿‍🫲🏾

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Live scenes of a father and son disputing the Christmas game result 😤

[DAHBOSS 💸 @dahboss_vibez]

I’m not sure this generation have plans of making heaven 😂 😭

[starlet snow is FRESH ♠️ @starlet_sn0w]

'The Artist Is Present' was part of MoMA's major retrospective of artist Marina Abramovic's work. The performance encouraged people to sit across from her in silence.

Ulay, her former partner and collaborator, appeared and sat with her on the exhibition's opening day.

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

This one is my favourite out of them all https://t.co/oJDHKs8qFi

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

INTER MILAN'S ZIELINSKI MIGHT HAVE JUST SCORED THE BEST GOAL YOU'LL SEE IN SERIE A THIS SEASON 😦👏

📺 @TNTSports & @discoveryplusUK

[sK🌱 @coo_kyei]

Wow

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Arsenal get a corner:

[Gary Owen @garyowencomedy]

A real American Hero came to my show.

[Geo @Geo_AW]

I’ll tell you who he looks like and it’s not whoever tf “Jeff” is

[Chicano Marine 🇲🇽🇺🇸💙 @elchicanomarine]

Mormons: Have you heard of the Book of Mormon?
Black guy: how does the Book of Mormon say people got black skin?
Mormons: 😬