Kamal

Film, TV and football mostly. Making bad decisions since 1993. #MUFC for my sins.

[Gladio Langford @fearthe_void]

Who hasn’t been there

[Annie Eaves @AnnieEaves]

Absolutely Machiavellian from big Florentino. Wants a late election boost, speaks to his Atletico counterpart, works it all out. Offers €150m for Alvarez, always knowing it would be rejected, and in the process screws Barcelona efforts to get him for less. 10/10. No notes.

[UltraNosk @UltraNosk]

Mulan for Americans

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

Mf heard about the fights at Madrid and wants to join in on the action 😭

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

Matt Damon in Ocean's Eleven

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Please: be respectful of the host nation’s culture and traditions

[Kamal @kamalious]

Great little game. Four goes before I won! https://t.co/eIMmvsOsaC

[⊹ @DEAADSEAA]

Nahhhhh this an elite clip

[🧍🏽‍♀️ @AnnerChan]

I like some of Laufey's songs... what the fuck does she know about Kratos?!

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

This is what a holocaust looks like.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

When people say "I'd do anything for my child," everyone praises them, but when a parent risks crossing a border to save their child from war, poverty, or danger, suddenly they're treated like criminals.

[桜理 @GutokuEijin]

I’ve never actually seen a Muslim say that Japanese culture should change to become more Muslim. I’ve never seen a Muslim get mad that Japanese people eat pork, or participate in Shintoism or whatever.

[Wayne Barton @WayneSBarton]

“190 years of precious human life” is arguably the best line anyone will ever write about the 2026 Champions League final. Absolutely outstanding.

[Kamal @kamalious]

“Less cannabis” is crazy from a sitting MP loool

[Emily Thornberry @EmilyThornberry]

1 1/2 million on the streets of Islington today. Celebrating Arsenal yes, but celebrating ourselves too.
Notting Hill Carnival with less cannabis & more red & white.
North London in all it's inclusive brilliance
Never been so proud to be your MP ❤️
Total answer to Tommy Robinson

[goma @soigomaa]

My "Roman Empire is the realization that my life is a lottery win. Somewhere in Sudan, Pålestine, iran, Afghanistan, Iraq or Congo, there is a boy smarter than me. He is more disciplined, more resilient, and holds more potential in his single finger than I do in my entire career.
The only difference? I am siting in a train and he is sting in the rubble of his dreams.
My "bad days" are his wildest dreams.
My "burnout" is a luxury he can't afford because his only job is staying alive.
It's geographical luck and it's a haunting injustice that we all refuse to acknowledge and look away

[Kamal @kamalious]

And FOUR Champions Leagues

[🥷🏼™ @UTDNosa1]

Raphael Varane didn’t win the World Cup, three Laligas, three super cups, three club world cups, an Fa cup, a Spanish cup, a Carabao cup, three Spanish super cups, and the nations league, just to get compared to “Gabriel”

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

this should hurt to look at. this should make you feel sick. this is one of the worst tragedies in human history and you can see it from space.

[JT 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @jt_stamford]

When you come full circle, it feels so good.

[🎬N @Nino12x]

This one finished me 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

[E @Ellis_]

They won the Premier League after 22 years and even BBC made an article yesterday showcasing all of the fraudulent decisions that went their way.

They tried to cheat their way to their first ever Champions League in their existence and it was one of their most cockiest players that fucked it all up.

I love this game.