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[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

El Salvador denied my visa because Kenya reported 8 Ebola cases even though authorities in Nairobi maintain that there’s no widespread outbreak.

El Salvador has banned citizens of DRC & random neighboring East & Central African countries - including many without any cases 🇷🇼 🇪🇹

[Frank @Frank_anaya254]

Hiyo ni hoho umevaa kama pete?

[Wantam @wakili_046]

Sahii kako 20 si 21 we mzee!! I knew fathers forget quickly!

https://t.co/ULcnY84e28

[Gachie_patrick 🇰🇪🇨🇦 @patrickgachie2]

One day I will wake up and end it all . The day I figure out a less painful way to kill my self , I will do it without hesitation

[miya @miyarah_]

la manzanilla viendo todo lo que tiene que calmar en mi sistema nervioso

[Iveta Lemo @IvetaLemo]

@TheODMparty @edwinsifuna Sifuna for President.

[Finance Historian @BoardLotSultan]

Based on South African food retail market dynamics, Quickmart would trade at an implied value of KES 7.50 per share at a conservative 10x or 20x normal multiple, giving the company an implied market capitalization of KES 15 billion-30 billion

-​Annual Turnover (Revenue): KES 50.0 Billion -​Net Profit: KES 1.5 Billion
-​Net Profit Margin: 3.0% (1.5B ÷ 50B) -​Total Shares Issued: 4.0 Billion
-​Earnings Per Share (EPS): KES 0.375 (1.5B ÷ 2B) -​Applied P/E Multiple: 10.0x
-​Implied Share Price: KES 3.75 (0.375 × 10)
-​Implied Market Capitalization: KES 15.0 Billion (3.750 × 4B)

If we applied a 20x multiple,
Option 2: 20X Multiple:
-share price 7.5/=
-market Cap 30 billion

I guess we shall have a bit of fun with this valuation. * Note am guessing lots of things, till we get the IM

I have redone this to note the total no of shares issued is 4 billion shares

My guess is the valuation will close to 20x multiples

[Finance Historian @BoardLotSultan]

How Unga Limited supplies Supermarkets vs other suppliers

Unga Limited
-supermarket is asked to obtain Bank guarantee for x weeks worth of supplies
-s/mrkt deposits the cash in bank and obtains equivalent guarantee. E.g. naivas 100-200m
-Unga supplies up the amt of guarantee
-once limit is reached, supplies are stopped till payment is made in full
-cycle repeats
-Incase of default Unga Limited will go to bank and liquidate guarantee. They did on collapse of Uchumi,Tuksys and Nakumatt; and got paid while everyone else lost

Other Unga suppliers
-sales person goes to supermarket. Gets an LPO.
-supplies are done in full
-Payment are 45-60 days after supply
-supplies are kept constant

😶🧵

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

corporate will really have a 24yo kid beefing with a 55yo man at 9am

[Marto🇰🇪 @marto254_]

All chlorides are soluble in water except?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I have never met a successful person that was a quitter. Successful people never, ever, give up!

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

The way murima women smell potential greatness

[Kenya Power @KenyaPower_Care]

Good evening, Kindly find attached the list of areas scheduled for planned power maintenance tomorrow (18.10.2026). ^HM

[Employee Tears @EmployeeTears]

Lie on your resume MF
They lied in the job description too

[Julians Amboko @AmbokoJH]

An unusual early Saturday morning release from the Kenya Revenue Authority.

There's a signal being sent here around enforcement, especially on Customs.

[Kenya Revenue Authority @KRACorporate]

🚨 Public Notice: Clarification on eTims-IFMIS Intergration

KRA, in collaboration with the National Treasury, wishes to clarify that the eTIMS–IFMIS integration accommodates both valid eTIMS and TIMS invoices.

All suppliers doing business with Government entities are encouraged to take note of the applicable invoice validation requirements to ensure seamless payment processing and compliance.

@KeTreasury

[Anike @BukkyAjayi_]

9-5 is so crazy. They will rush you to finish the document. Only for it to take weeks before they actually check out what you did.

[Chad Elkins, CPA @chadelkinscpa]

Accounting is very interesting right now. Entry level positions are being outsourced or replaced by AI, making it difficult for new grads to find jobs. Paradoxically, there's a shortage of tax pros because boomers are retiring, and few of the recent grads can gain tax experience.

[. @kamam__]

@KRACare are zero rated sales for September autopopulated because im getting an error that they are not in the export entries?

[Formula 1 @F1]

Two absolute ICONS in Singapore 🤩

3x Olympic gold medallist Eileen Gu quizzes fellow athlete @GeorgeRussell63 on the importance of trusting your instincts 🥇

#F1 #SingaporeGP