Tony Kamarainen

I mainly just tweet about the Twins and board games. What can I say, it's who I am.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Not that anybody asked, but If you accumulated all the flora, fauna, and metal that your True Love gives you each day in the “Twelve Days of Christmas” song, you would own 12 Trees, 40 Gold Rings, 140 Humans, and 185 Birds of 6 different species.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Touts Productive Call With Putin About Ballroom Sconces https://t.co/H2JZpGXX1o

[Tony Kamarainen @kamarainen]

The weather was great, but that was one of the worst Twins games I’ve been to. Ever. I like Rocco but it was so frustrating to see him quit on a Sat night home game and be so lazy about getting the bullpen going. #MNTwins

[Tony Kamarainen @kamarainen]

I’m at the @Twins game tonight celebrating Mauer being inducted into the HOF. It was great except for one detail, @dbremer_pxp needed to be the emcee.

[Tony Kamarainen @kamarainen]

Want

[Baseball Finland @BaseballFinland]

New jerseys for Finnish National Baseball Team. Thanks to @FatLizardBeer @TeamMachineFi and @PoppamiesMarko

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning leak, Donald Trump gave the keynote address at the Heritage Foundation where he announced the work the foundation did (Project 2025) would be crucial to his policy goals. Retweet so all Americans know Trump will enact Project 2025

[Jocelyn Benson @JocelynBenson]

Buckle up, Michigan. It’s going to get noisy.

Bottom line: every valid vote will count, the election will be secure, the results will be accurate. Just like in 2020.

Anyone who says differently is selling something.

https://t.co/GS8nywupts

[John Bonnes @TwinsGeek]

The #MNTwins statement below is true, BUT they also followed the money, agreeing to a TV contract with Diamond Sports that requires them to NOT allow their fans any in-market streaming options. (And then, of course, pocketed that money.)

[Tony Kamarainen @kamarainen]

@apuzzleoftheday ovaltine? really?

[Ted @tlschwerz]

Let the food tasting begin. A thread from the #MNTwins Taste of Target Field. Here are your new offerings this year.

[Christopher Troye @christophtroye]

I'm a minor leaguer.

some think I play for the @RedSox, when in fact, last year I played for @GreenvilleDrive & the @PortlandSeaDogs.

let me explain (a thread about how baseball works):

[Tony Kamarainen @kamarainen]

Wouldn’t that be the Astros?

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

The best baseball player in the world just joined the most successful franchise in the sport’s recent history.

Shohei Ohtani has joined the Dodgers — a club that's everything the Angels aren't, writes @ByMcCullough.

https://t.co/o4t966sqV4

[Peter Baker @peterbakernyt]

Spokesman denies that Trump rhetoric echoes that of dictators like Hitler and Mussolini and declares that those who say it does will find "their entire existence will be crushed when President Trump returns to the White House." ⁦@marianne_levine⁩ https://t.co/yYLZbxNnv6

[Martin Fowler @martinfowler]

I've been taking a break from work for the last few weeks, so missed much of the brouhaha over the McKinsey developer productivity article. But I'm sure that I could not write a better response than this one from @tastapod

https://t.co/3PlzZ37kgb

[Rocket City Trash Pandas @trashpandas]

This is the greatest ad for baseball of all time.

[Tony Kamarainen @kamarainen]

I hear Twitter was DDoS'ing itself. That's hilarious. Elon's lack of knowledge of software, combined with his unrelenting need to make decisions cuz 'he's a leader'. I'd suggest he leave the decisions to the experts, but I'm not sure he kept anybody that didn't say 'yes sir'.

[Joshua Bloch @joshbloch]

Effective Java is banned in Ohio prisons! I am not making this up. Thanks to @Cidmonster and the @MarshallProj for their fine investigative reporting. https://t.co/mAqsd9ia7V

[NASA @NASA]

Forty years ago today, Sally Ride launched into history as the first U.S. woman to go to space. An astronaut, physicist, and educator, she inspired generations of women and girls to pursue careers in science and technology. https://t.co/BHQaLsWenu

[Tony Kamarainen @kamarainen]

Yep, not for me. Heading out when the game ends but I do hope he and his fans have a good time!