Kameron Carpenter

I run sometimes. I hate it.

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The onion making more sense than our politicians.

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@engstrom_matt No way his legs are fresh enough, right?

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@NFLFilms @ZachAPeck @bakermayfield @Browns @Panda_Raptor 3:25 cracked me up.

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@Brodiesmith21 @engstrom_matt

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@engstrom_matt Pre ran in these. Argument closed.

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@ericformansmom Deviled Eggs.

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@doxxblood

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@engstrom_matt 3 freshman..

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Whoever invented trail mix deserves a hug.

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I can trace all of my anxiety back to when my 2nd grade teacher hit me with “I don’t know, can you?”

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@AnthonyQJJ @AustinMayabb I believe I managed to get a C, but definitely got a 1 on that test.

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@AustinMayabb That AP chem test senior year. I think @AnthonyQJJ would agree with me.

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To every one of you out there protesting peacefully, stay safe and make your voices heard.
To every one of you who thinks peaceful protests have not been working, stay safe and make your voices heard.
#BlackLivesMatter

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Lady at Taco Bell: “Would you like your receipt?”
Me: “No good. I’m thank you.”

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What is it about a pandemic that makes your face itch way more than usual?

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So weird a guy ate a bat halfway across the world and now I can’t go to the gym.

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@engstrom_matt Had to put on a show for the two guys sitting in the middle of the track on a Powerade box in the pouring rain. 💪

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Three events with three PRs. Good ass night.

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@usatf @shelbo800 @chocolate_milk That’s like.. really fast, right?

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Nephew: I’m hungry.
Me: You just left a different Thanksgiving.
Nephew: Yea, but I didn’t even get any pie.
Me: What’s your favorite type of pie?
Nephew: Grape.

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Also, this Sunday I’m hosting “Olympic Day” in Newark at Evans. It’s going to be a blast, so if there is any interest in that, let me know!

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I’ve got a few more spots left in Fantasy if there is any interest! Not competitive, just a fun time!