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dihs out for Harambe
#supportYuriandYaoi

[Allroy Soho (Smelly Era) @RadFriAllroy]

This is what Twitter feels like

[𝓂𝒶𝑔𝒹𝒶 @magdalenacals]

an old friend texted me saying ‘omgg my ex boyfriend with a wife and 7 month old baby just hit me up saying he misses me!’

i think she expected me to play into her drama but i asked her ‘are you telling his wife…? if you don’t i will’

i realized i am not the cool friend

[crowdan @crowdanband]

I want like a girlfriend and shit but genuinely what do I bring to the table

[micher @XavierBasedFan]

gn

[treytreytrey🫀 @treydisk]

philly niggas be like: this nut ass freakboul tried to dick me

[aslee // larry boymom @lesbenkram]

ngl i hate that women aren't allowed to talk about having kinks without feminists writing thinkpieces on how they're "normalizing" misogyny like girl you are reinventing "women must be pure because dicks and sex corrupt them" conservatism from step one

[Ｌｅｅ 🌙 @leemuhfucka]

wait a second… in the finale we see that Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich had a kid

that must mean...

Cheese Sandwich my man 😂🤝‼️

[erys @lxverys]

you ever meet someone who makes you feel so comfortable that you accidentally start showing them every version of yourself you've spent years hiding

[henry @DemNationalist]

Imagine your state being so devoid of any culture they put up a statue of two fictional meth cook murderers. This would be like if Miami had a statue of Dexter or if New Jersey had a statue of Tony Soprano

[ricky @hauntingmound]

White Girls showing off Their Racist boyfriend like we gaf 😭😭😭

[michael @eternityofwires]

i wanna see the replies so bad bruh it disappeared

[peninsular princess 🐑💫🪻 @sdrx902]

need i remind the chat, seattle was so dirty and depressed that people literally invented a music genre called GRUNGE

[effy @effyyyuhhhh]

theres a person on this site with a fetish for pianos falling on women and their teeth becoming piano keys

[PartiallyCatto 🏳️‍⚧️ @ClawsFurHire]

To this day I don't think anything matches the level of sheer, unfiltered rage that lies behind "fails to realize she has already become her mother" and "his own existence is okay with him somehow".

[Vika @Kanabubbles]

Wheres that one tweet about y'all would fuck anything if it had half lidded eyes

[Mac n Cheese @macthecheeze]

No joke this is the reason I was such an awful teenager bc I made mean quippy jokes to all of my friends and eventually they were like hey you’re just not a nice person anymore and I thought well that doesn’t happen on tv

[Russell “Lebron” Jordan @RJordan25pc]

Liked the ig story. Now all she has to do is reach out to me and plan a date

[. @mithkii]

I can only appreciate a man’s selfie around month 3 once I’ve finally humanized him

[﹕ ꒰ა soy .ᐟ ֹ || PRESIDENT OF COLLARBONEVILLE @juwangmypretty]

Hanging out with your friends that are dating