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Wasted by Bollywood

[K @kan_nott]

Sharing the pain that checking your PF balance via @socialepfo is. And mind you, it will take a thread, not a tweet, to put down the whole process. That's how long and agonizing the whole experience is.
Spoiler Alert: You will still not be able to find the balance.
Contd.

[Sangeet @sangaldoo]

GEORGE ORWELL???

[K @kan_nott]

How can one possibily do comedy in India? Howww

[Piyush Rai @Benarasiyaa]

Samajwadi Party chief Akhilesh Yadav met BJP leader Anupama Jaiswal, currently admitted in Medanta hospital, who had sustained facial burns while burning effigy of Akhilesh Yadav and Rahul Gandhi.

[Saurav Das @SauravDassss]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[serish @serish]

Aadhaar is Schrödinger's card: If you have it, it is utterly useless. If you don't have it, all hell breaks loose.

[Arjun* @mxtaverse]

we are going to witness a performative male feminist masterclass tonight.

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

Senior RTI activist @AjayBos93388306 unearths that the Government of India (Ministry of Culture) spent INR 76.13 Lac rupees on print advertisements on the occasion of completion of 100 years of RSS.

Your GST, income tax & toll collection is being spent on Mohan Bhagwat's VVIP security & his PR.

[baby yaga @yagadigital]

LinkedIn is enriching uranium

[PunsterX @PunsterX]

This ceasefire gave everyone something to be happy about:

🇺🇸 Americans are happy that Trump opened the Strait of Hormuz which was already open before the war

🇮🇷 Iran is happy that they still have control over the Strait of Hormuz and can levy a transit fee

🇮🇱 Israel is happy they can still bomb Lebanon, if not the entire Middle-East

🇵🇰 Pakistan is happy that they negotiated the ceasefire

🇮🇳 Indians are happy that Shehbaaz Sharif copy-pasted a tweet

[Shreemi Verma @shreemiverma19]

what about brother valmiki?

[Rahul Desai @ReelReptile]

At @ottplayapp, I had a weekly column reviewing the latest Hollywood film and TV releases (including the occasional life-meets-cinema essays). I hope to continue the byline somewhere else, if possible. Putting it on here; I don't know how else to alert editors.

[K @kan_nott]

Hey @BookMyForex it will be great if you can have the same prompt service for existing orders as you have for the new ones. You were ready to assist me to the moon when you wanted the order. Now, that you have my money I am on hold since yesterday with no sign of forex!

[K @kan_nott]

@themahavir @BeshakIN Hello Sir. I had DMd you a few days back. Could you please check?

[K @kan_nott]

@MasalaBai Really sorry to hear that Ritu. Deepest condolences.

[K @kan_nott]

Even if you take the first two sentences out of context, the statement still holds true.

[Himanta Biswa Sarma @himantabiswa]

For decades, the Chutia community’s aspirations were ignored. ❌

Under our Govt, they’re taking centre stage! 💪

From the statue of Birangana Sati Sadhani to ₹77+ cr grants, a State University & reservation of seats, this is NEW Assam, where heritage fuels progress.

[K @kan_nott]

A day after Rahul Gandhi gets on their tail! This govt will do anything at the moment to create a distraction.

[Arvind Gunasekar @arvindgunasekar]

Centre withdraws Income Tax (Amendment) Bill, 2025.

[K @kan_nott]

Vishwaguru @IRCTCofficial not letting me login. Asking to set up a new password. Tried 10 different versions including the one suggested by google but as per them all are weak and you can't proceed further. Bhai tum hi bta do kya chaiyya chaiyya password tumko chahie 🙏

[Shivnarayan @shivnarayan01]

#Exclusive
PM Modi dreams of a circular economy. But Newslaundry’s investigation into India’s e-waste recycling industry reveals: Nearly 75% of govt-approved recyclers run ghost operations.

And global brands such as LG, Samsung are saving crores in the process.
For @newslaundry

[K @kan_nott]

I am sorry, what party?

[Dustin Sciara 🤌🏻 @dsciara]

First hit was supposed to be at 7:17pm. This is 7:17 with our tsunami watch party here at the Ritz North Shore Oahu.

The water is really receding now… second surge could be worse.

[K @kan_nott]

Tuned into Nikhil Kamath–Nikesh Arora chat for some grown-up wisdom. YouTube algo so trained, it served me this comment from hundreds of them. Vanity finds a way 💅

[Gurpriya @GurpriyaSidhu]

The world doesn't owe you anything is a bitter pill to swallow. But once you internalise it, you realise you don't have to owe it anything either. When you don't expect any grace from the world, you don't bend to its will.

In that way, it sets you free. You are liberated only when you put responsibility of self in no place other than your own hands.