Kandace Mavrick

Writer. Hockey player. Doctor (no, not THAT kind of doctor).

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Omg penguins are so polite.

[Honey @benegotherit]

@mel_buer Imagine your mates roasting you later. Every night just waiting for someone to be like “remember when octhony had a hat so bad he had to fight god”

[Chambraigne Socialist @bombsfall]

The journey of me learning to live a healthier life is one long series of injuries and some cool pictures of stuff we saw along the way.

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

Shakespeare's best (and strangest) insults, a thread:

[Gravity Bong Joon Ho @humblebogman]

How much for the horse tornado?
Sir, that's a carousel.
I must have it.

[0xDesigner @0xDesigner]

Probably the best thing you'll see today.

In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world.

The results 🧵

1/22

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

in honor of Lewis Carroll’s birthday I, too, will believe in six impossible things before breakfast

[Paul Chamberlain @arkem]

Nice try Australian Federal Police but you won't get me that easily!

[Your Broke Professor @Synapsid]

hey i skimmed your tweet and saw some words i recognize. anyway here's my opinion on what i imagine you said

[TG ☕️ @TG22110]

🎯🎯🎯

[🐥Gjo @smolbirbgjo]

Had to draw the image in my head when I watched the first few eps of sandman

[lucy @Lucyddreams]

Taika being too real about writing here 🥲

[Louise! @themouseyouknow]

The prophecy is fulfilled

[kat, your DM @kazzbotz]

Whenever you’re obsessed with stopping a prophecy you gotta ask yourself: am I enacting the prophecy’s will? Is my obsession the mechanism by which the prophecy comes to pass?

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that was foreshadowing

[Kandace Mavrick @kandace]

@TheWriteMunz Oh hell, yeah. That was a nightmare

[incorrect patrochilles quotes @wrongptrchlls]

menelaus: i sleep with a spear under my pillow

odysseus: i sleep with a knife

patroclus: you’re both pathetic

odysseus: oh yeah? what do you sleep with?

patroclus: achilles

[Cassie ❗️(HIATUS) @curioscurio]

My favorite Star Trek Captains as Troubled Bird Memes