Kandace

Funniest Woman Alive

[Kandace @kandacek_]

@incredibill_ Love this new life for you

[Kandace @kandacek_]

@incredibill_ As you should

[Kandace @kandacek_]

Are pogo sticks still manufactured? Asking for myself

[Kandace @kandacek_]

@DiSTRACKting Strack you would need to have friends to do this

[Kandace @kandacek_]

@DiSTRACKting Pass

[Kandace @kandacek_]

@DiSTRACKting Stop that

[Kandace @kandacek_]

@incredibill_ Doesn’t hit like the others

[Kandace @kandacek_]

@incredibill_ Remove cheesecake and that’s a solid list

[Kandace @kandacek_]

@mattbruno750 @incredibill_ @mattbruno750 you’re absolutely right

[Kandace @kandacek_]

@incredibill_ I do it for my fans

[Kandace @kandacek_]

@incredibill_ Do you though?

[Kandace @kandacek_]

@realjasonlin This is very true

[Kandace @kandacek_]

@incredibill_ You just need to be rich like them

[Kandace @kandacek_]

Not my mom just texting our family group chat excited that Bobby Shmurda has been released

[Kandace @kandacek_]

Why does my mother know why bobby shmurda got arrested?

[Kandace @kandacek_]

@mir_was Idk I feel like it’s been the quickest 3 hours ever

[Kandace @kandacek_]

@DiSTRACKting You don’t need suggestions bc I will GLADLY end it over you liking thin mints

[Kandace @kandacek_]

Even a year ago today I knew to throw away the whole decade

[Kandace @kandacek_]

The past 6 days have really been kicking my ass so I think I’m gonna quit now and try again next decade. The 2030s will really be mine

[Kandace @kandacek_]

@mir_was Get it together woman

[Kandace @kandacek_]

I was trying to fall asleep so I watched Guy’s Grocery Games but then I became too enthralled