Jolene

Feeding people & preserving cultures. Occasionally starting problems.

[Jolene @kandekhalid]

I think every Nigerian child should spend at least one week on a farm. We have become too disconnected from where our food comes from.

[Jolene @kandekhalid]

@Muneervh_ ❤️

[Jolene @kandekhalid]

@J1shaq You are a gold digger

[Jolene @kandekhalid]

@J1shaq 6 week courses are literally less than a million 👀

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[Jolene @kandekhalid]

I want legos, tons of legos

[:) @realkimetojoy]

I have the opposite of daddy issues
My dad is so great, I thought men were good people

[Jolene @kandekhalid]

Making this the moment I get my hands on a juicy fat mango

[oyindamolaaaaaaaaaaaaa @oyin_xoxo4]

He who finds me has found a good thing.despite the madness

[olawunmi🫧 @the_olawunmi]

men have stupid audacity if you like as a woman don’t be audacious, you will always be a fool to them

[Jolene @kandekhalid]

Toh apparently my job is my entire personality and it’s a bad thing🤣

[Jolene @kandekhalid]

Lmao this life!

[Jolene @kandekhalid]

@mohyaqoub_ I’m tired😔

[Voice of borno @Fateemah_Habeeb]

A Brigadier General was just killed in Borno.
Innalillahi wa innailaihi raji’un.
This is proof that ISWAP’s “small-small” operations are growing in confidence.

What looks like scattered incidents is actually a pattern and we must not ignore it, the government needs to strengthen security and protect civilians before things escalate again.

We refuse to go back to the dark days.
History must not repeat itself #ISWAP #Damboa #securityupdate

[Jolene @kandekhalid]

If my mixer starts overheating again I am renaming it Malan Dogo and sending it to the village for character development 😭

[Jolene @kandekhalid]

Muna ruwa 🤣

[Trending Explained @TrendingEx]

Standard Chartered Bank to close down accounts with less than ₦7.5M balance, from February 2026.

[Jolene @kandekhalid]

The day khal will injure talatu is coming very soon 🤣

[Jolene @kandekhalid]

@ahermadz 🤣 Life don serious