Kane Ashton

Once, I was born. Since then, I've been alive. Eventually, I will be dead.

[Kane Ashton @kane_ashton]

@NebraskaDOT What time, if at all, do you estimate the slick roads might ease up? Or will that be in effect all the way through the storm tomorrow morning?

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@trishgreenhalgh Yes, but are you sure you got this from the most recent edition of the Newspeak dictionary? Just want to be double plus sure. https://t.co/8E30WvFpzj

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@CDCgov If we can’t base things on science/evidence anymore, what’s left? Faith-based findings? Does this mean you have to take an official “go sit on straw in a tent” approach to menstruation? Or maybe it’s all just gonna be Voldemort-based? Please don’t let the dark side win.

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#Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch

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#Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch

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#Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch

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I just got Hammer Bombed! Can you beat 3922? #HammerBomb https://t.co/zp5bD7HhF3

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John Hughes is a Lying Bastard TEASER is here!!! https://t.co/zsXGaZpfIS

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@MattBesser birthday

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Did you grow up on Rescue Heroes? Try #SanAndreas

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@MattBesser dive

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@MattBesser Vader

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Sweet! Now I know exactly what @pattonoswalt was doing when I was born. #importantfacts #bestbookivereadthisyear

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Big News. #film #filmmaking #indie #jhialb #johnhughesisalyingbastard #tullvalley #tvhs #thatsawrap… http://t.co/nwtR41nXJn

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@MattBesser Roadie

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@MattBesser How do you think Star Wars 7 is going to turn out?

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@MattBesser @improv4humans What is the weirdest holiday memory you have from childhood?

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@MattBesser @improv4humans Convalescent

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This was made by the lovely @JohnnaJoyMurch - Much thanks to @neilhimself for the constant inspiration.