kane’s drunk 🏁

cultural commentary and existential thoughts from a cool guy 🏹

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a light terrorist attack is when your mom sends you a card with glitter in it

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Teslas should just come without turn signals

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why did no one tell me about moby

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do those star pimple stickers even work? seems like a big troll

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@nallen996 a visit must happen soon!

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wow i still love discovering new bands, there's so much rich human expression from around the world yet to be heard wow, it's beautiful. the pure joy of music is forever my first love.

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nobody said it was easy

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i fw coldplay heavy

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@PushingDaisyzRL PUSH!

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the internet is the best video game you can play because it effects your irl life

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@Liskailysm i went to t-mobile, had it until the first payment came around lol

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I am tiny beanie guy idc

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It feels like 2008

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I can’t help being petty in online chess

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@KaliMasiBand @beckyyaworski I wish oof

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Gravity pulling you to me

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Nothing more existentially sobering than an earthquake

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@CalebPenley There may be many true loves in one’s life, you’re possibly referring to the one “soulmate” - love is a spirit, and it is sometimes fleeting

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It’s wild to think about how so many songs will never see the light of day due to insecurity, band/management drama, or straight up lost tapes and files 🤯

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Im sorry but there’s too much flopping in soccer

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@beckyyaworski Precheck is life changing