the human is flapping my ears. and acting like i’m flying. it is quite clear i’m still on the ground. but that’s not important. i know how much they enjoy this
I can’t wait to be a baseball/softball mom. Ima be rollin up with my yeti cooler full of juice packs & popsicles for all the kiddos while sittin in my chair w/ my aviators on yellin at the ump to open his damn eyes. Shit, I can see it now
i have stolen a yogurt lid. from the trash. it’s nothing personal. i was just feeling angsty. but now the human is chasing me. and i have no choice. but to evade them spectacularly
So I’m at a restaurant and just got hit in the back of the head with a straw wrapper. I turned around and immediately a 65+ yr old lady started apologizing saying she was aiming for her husband. Then they both started giggling.
If that’s not me when I’m older idk.