John Miller

I play with cool old stuff everyday.

[John Miller @kansas_john]

@klseaboldt Griffey hung up his cleats in like April/early May if his last season, about 3 years too late…

[John Miller @kansas_john]

@SSJWHB @Leabonics @JakeGuti @Buster_ESPN @dylan_bret66 @SportsRadio810 You made it happen!

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[John Miller @kansas_john]

@HawkEmDownChris Johnny Bench, Bo Diaz, Joe Oliver!

[John Miller @kansas_john]

The amount of money spent on hairpieces for the male cast may have never been matched since

[Retro Recall (☥𝐃𝐁) @RetroMoviesDB]

The Cannonball Run (1981)

[John Miller @kansas_john]

@graeters How do we get some of these back in our local #dillons

[John Miller @kansas_john]

@Reds @LouisvilleBats @stewart_sal @Padres @MLB

[John Miller @kansas_john]

Thanks @reds bullpen!

[John Miller @kansas_john]

@6thSenseLureCo Fill it up for me and I’m all over it.

[John Miller @kansas_john]

@sebikes

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

The NFL is not rigged and the refs aren’t cheating for the Kansas City Chiefs.

STOP COMPLAINING AND WHINING ABOUT IT. Your favorite team just isn’t good enough to beat the Chiefs in the championship rounds of the game.

Here Are the Chiefs Stats:

-17th in % of scoring drives aided by penalties for a first down in 2024

-8th in roughing the passer penalties called on defenders hitting Mahomes since 2018

-Tied for 1st in offensive holding penalties called against them with 31 in 2024

-Tied for 2nd fewest unnecessary roughness calls in their favor in 2024 with 2

-32 of 61 penalties called against the Chiefs in their last 9 playoff games have been when Patrick Mahomes was not on the field. So it’s not a Mahomes bias.

I have seen some in the playoffs based stats that truly amount to the Chiefs being a more disciplined and fundamentally sound team than their more aggressive counterparts trying to knock them off.

At the end of the day if you want to beat the Chiefs, you have to stop beating yourself and committing league backed and reviewed penalties in the championship moments of the game.

Stats via @vinnieiyer

[Jay Mewes @JayMewes]

Guys like us just don't fall out of the sky you know! #Dogma

[John Miller @kansas_john]

@tgoff11 @KUHoops #trajansucks

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

Repost for a chance to win a Whataburger Gift Pack and a signed Bobby Witt Jr. bat!

[John Miller @kansas_john]

@SSJWHB This person will be on a retreat for exhaustion tomorrow.

[Weplash⚡️ @weplash]

En el final de temporada de SNL, los anfitriones Michael Che y Colin Jost (el esposo de Scarlett Johansson) escriben chistes para el otro que no han visto antes de leerlos en vivo.

Este fue oro. 😂

[John Miller @kansas_john]

Hated him in the 1980s being a Reds fan, but that was a fun listen.

[John Miller @kansas_john]

Lots of bullshit in my “following” section from folks I’m not following today. Do better twitter.

[John Miller @kansas_john]

@WHhistoryPres @WhiteHouse Yay! I’ve worked with Donna in loans since 2014. It’s always a pleasure corresponding with her.

[John Miller @kansas_john]

@JakeGuti what are the odds of getting that Gurley giggle after the woman kisses him on the head in the intro tomorrow?