Kelly Ann

[greg @greg16676935420]

I didn’t even know Lululemon sells hot dogs

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Are Catholics just like on the honor system right now

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour

[Nora❦ @hiscoraline]

the Colleen Hoover hate is NOT forced! she's genuinely a terrible writer 😭

[Jasper @Jasp3r_0]

BIANCA FOR FUCK SAKE TAKE YOUR HUSBANDS PHONE AWAY

[Kristen Mirand @kristen_mirand]

“This is our year”

[Kelly Ann @KAOC13]

@BrotherBill716 But was grandma wearing heels

[Kelly Ann @KAOC13]

Relatable fashion statement

[Justin Hart @justin_hart]

Parental litmus test: why is Vance's daughter wearing 3 bandaids?

[Kelly Ann @KAOC13]

@BrotherBill716 My favorite part is they’re already friends on Facebook

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Making the new gang member do drugs to make sure he’s not an undercover cop:

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

me: ok im for real going to go to bed early tonight

my brain: hey so unfortunately you gotta research what kind of whale is the biggest whale

[New York Times Games @NYTGames]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- how quickly you solved the Mini Crossword
- your daily Crossword streak
- that time you solved Wordle in two guesses

[veet @vveetto]

u ever meet someone and u can tell they were heavily involved on campus

[Kelly Ann @KAOC13]

It’s been awhile since a “emails from grandma” tweet…..

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

I’m in my retired party girl era until I’m reunited with my long distance best friends. Then the spirit of the jersey shore cast possesses me like an ancient creature.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Caitlin Clark refusing to speak up about Justin Timberlake's DUI is disturbing.

Does she support drunk driving?

[chase @_chase_____]

no one would be able to tell it was my first rodeo bc i would’ve googled it a bunch beforehand

[Kelly Ann @KAOC13]

I did that!!!