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[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

11 wives, and one stands up to say there’s no rivalry among them.

This man should be teaching conflict resolution at the UN. 😂

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Musalia 4 Billion
Muturi 700 Million
Duale 851 Million
Mutua 420 Million
Wahome 390 Million

Ladies and gentlemen a total of over 6 Billion Shillings appeared for vetting in bunge today to join the mama mboga government.

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

“Siwezi weka hii kwa mfuko, itakuwa roho ya umaskini. Siwezi weka sadaka ya 185 bob,” a Kenyan pastor lectures his congregation after receiving a KSh185 offering, urging them to give more.

[Billionaire Child of God @Billionair1w]

Wale tunapenda kunywa chai or milk,this is the con we have been taking from notorious vendors.
This substance inakuwa mixed na water then it produces thick white milk

Milk lovers tujichunge tusikuwe tunakunywa chemicals thinking it is our favourite drink😞

[Rebel @rebelde_ke]

A Burundian comes, buys a 200 Bob bucket & 500 Bob thermos, starts cooking kahawa and mandazi, goes around every morning selling to anyone. A Kenyan idiot, sits their buttocks somewhere saying that the Burundian guy is the cause of their unemployment. Very idiotic. Very stupid.

[Fetty Waf🪼 @Wafunya]

Karen Nyamu and Esther Passaris would have contributed more to the needs of the common mwananchi if they just shared their nudes instead of thoughts on important matters.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

In 2018, Matiang’i was shouting that “all manner of thieves” were pressuring his ministry over the police uniform business, while reports at the time linked the pressure to then DP William Ruto.

Eight years later, Ruto is President, another police uniform deal has landed, and the company at the centre of it is linked to Ruto......

Maybe Matiang’i should come back and finish this story for us.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Meta will start charging Kenyan businesses for WhatsApp Business messages from October 1, 2026.

— Service messages: Sh0.52 each
— Marketing messages: Sh3 each

[This could increase costs for SMEs that rely on WhatsApp to serve customers, process orders and send updates].

[Njeri_Wagathima(block enthusiast) @_stayliquidd]

Biashara ya fake alcohol has always been there. It's a big cartel ni vile saai watu wameanza kutengeneza zao huko Kiandutu bila mpangilio. Otherwise Eastlands hizo warehouses zimejaa all the way to Eastleigh.. Oooh and all those police OCS, OCPD Wanajua kila kitu sababu wako kwa Mifuko ya the producers... Ukishikwa on a bad day,DCI can siphon up to 1.2M from you but hio ni peanuts kwa the kind of money these people make.

Hio pombe husafirishwa huko 1_3 am na different cars especially probox. Ni biz iko na doe sanaaa,, ukifikisha hizo boxes bila kushikwa na Makarao you can make a clean 30k ukiwa umepatia nwenyewe pesa yake. Hii doe pia hulipwa in cash.Msiniulize najua aje,, hii taon nimeona mengi sanaa na rich kids ☺️☺️💯💯

[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

A Kenyan man reportedly died hours after taking part in an alcohol drinking competition with friends.

[Chapati Mistress 🇰🇪 @chapatimistress]

My twin 😍

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

We may be heading into one of the biggest defection seasons in Kenyan political history, because once politicians smell a weakening centre, loyalty disappears very fast.

By 2027, some of the loudest people defending Ruto today may be the same ones explaining why they “listened to the ground” and crossed over.

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

The Indian House Crow (Corvus splendens), one of the world’s most aggressive and ecologically damaging invasive bird species, has now been confirmed in Nairobi.

Nature Kenya reported sightings of about five birds around the City Stadium area, raising serious concern that a species that has already devastated indigenous bird populations along Kenya’s Coast is establishing itself in the capital.

This is not an ordinary crow. The Indian House Crow raids nests, eats eggs and chicks, competes aggressively with native birds and adapts extremely well to densely populated urban environments.

Conservationists have previously warned that its arrival in Nairobi could threaten the city’s biodiversity, including ecosystems around Nairobi National Park.

BUT from a spiritual awareness aspect, its an indictment of our evil and rotten leadership & this is judgement on it.

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

The Linda Mwananchi leadership team has stormed the Office of the Registrar of Political Parties in Nairobi.

MPs Babu Owino, Edwin Sifuna, and spokesperson Caroli Omondi confronted Registrar John Cox Lorionokou after the state rejected their application to reserve the name "Linda Mwananchi Party of Kenya".

Following the tense meeting, the movement announced that the Registrar has agreed to officially reconsider the rejection.

The political faction, which consists of prominent leaders breaking away from ODM, is fighting to secure the name as they transition into a major third-force political party.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Ruto can read all the reports, charts and manufactured data he wants, but the real economy is on the ground, where businesses are closing, taxes are choking traders and families are struggling to survive.

His investor-confidence jaba cannot rhyme with empty shops, collapsing businesses, job losses and Kenyans whose incomes disappear before meeting basic needs.

You cannot govern through PowerPoint presentations when the country outside State House is suffocating.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Almost every Kenyan now knows a relative, friend or former colleague who once lived comfortably, paid bills without begging and supported others, but has now been reduced to borrowing for food, rent and school fees.

Where exactly is this “investor confidence” Ruto keeps talking about when ordinary businesses are dying, incomes are collapsing and formerly stable families are becoming desperate?

The only people enjoying this economy are Ruto, his friends and those feeding from government deals. Everyone else is being told to celebrate figures that have no relationship with the suffering on the ground.

[Mohammed Ali, CBS, HSC @MohaJichoPevu]

Mombasa wamekula kiapo na wamesema watafanya kama Ol-Kalou

[julius @kaora_meme]

Vidu vichichanga

[Kithure Kindiki @_KithureKindiki]

Nothing has changed.

[Kenyan Report @Kenyan_Report]

UPDATE: "I am ready to sacrifice everything, including my presidential ambitions, because of the urgency of removing William Samoei Ruto from office. He's bad for the country." _ DCP Leader Rigathi Gachagua.

[President Eniola Daniel @UnlimitedEniola]

No Sharia Law In Burkina Faso- Traore
“I am a Muslim, but everyone in Burkina Faso has the right to practice their own religion. There will never be Sharia law in this country.
“To those Burkinabè studying Sharia law in Saudi Arabia, do not return to Burkina Faso. Instead of acquiring technological knowledge and skills that can help develop our country, you chose to study Sharia law. Stay where you are, you won't be allowed back here- President Traore