Kaos

10 pounds of ass in a 5 pound butt.

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@JaneDashley @angel_0f_deathx IDK what this post says but I like the vibe of it.

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@piri_io_ Ignore the Puritans. They were banished from England for a reason 😤

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@Britannica Did he invent hearing aids to compensate for the damage caused by klaxons, or did he invent the klaxon to sell more hearing aids? 🤔

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@JaneDashley This is so much more charming than a screenshot 🤩

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@piri_io_ Start with PinkPantheresss probably.

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@unusual_whales Unusual? He can see into the future. Why is that so hard for liberals to understand?

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A dog accidentally shot a woman with a shotgun in Nebraska after stepping on the trigger inside a truck

Police say the woman was hit in the arm while waiting at a red light, but her injury was not life-threatening

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@JaneDashley I think Americans have become victims of propaganda intended to isolate, desocialize, and create a fear of others. People think it’s normal to have no social life, no artistic interest, and no goals.

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@JaneDashley It’s beautiful and you painted my tortoise! (I have an African leopard tortoise🐢).

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We got the Lost City of Alexandria before GTA6.

[ARTnews @artnews]

An international team of researchers has confirmed the rediscovery of the lost city of Alexandria on the Tigris in Iraq. Founded by Alexander the Great (356 BCE–323 BCE), whose brief empire stretched from Greece to the Indus River and encompassed swathes of Europe, the Middle East, and Central and South Asia, it was a vital trading center until the 3rd century CE.

Read more: https://t.co/DQUTwfUlyG

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@H1TWOM4N Congratulations on your engagement!

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@GothCharlotte No you don’t.

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@JaneDashley I love that you take the winter off. It’s how humans are meant to live 😫

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Talent is what they say you have after the novel is published and favorably reviewed. Beforehand what you have is a tedious delusion, a hobby like knitting. MARGE PIERCY

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@qikipedia For those wondering, this was done to give bees more protections than they previously had in order to support declining bee populations.

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@simoncholland There is, you’ve never been allowed to see it.

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Destroying MYSELF with facts and logic

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@LitterboxComics @SamHarrisOrg Close your eyes.

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Giving your crush a mixtape except it’s a photo album of printed memes.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The optimum amount of time to work, to maximise human happiness, is one day a week.