kaosaur

Just a dinosaur conducting an orchestra of ~10^5 computers.
I lift things up and put them down.
Screaming into the abyss.

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@DrClownPhD Diabolical!

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@DanielW_Kiwi LINQ is not an ORM, it's a query builder and it can query more than just databases.

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@ChShersh And never before has a programming language needed to use this kind of language as a selling point. I never had to be told that a language was going to be around for decades. That's not even a criteria. Show me how I can build with it better than everything else...

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@GAltringham The Lone Rangers

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@theo Every single maintainer I've ever talked to has too much work to do than pay attention to what's happening on social media.

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@edandersen I have a twist on it:
"In the scripting language of your choice, fetch data from this API and sort it by this field. Here's the APIdocs and use built-in sorting methods. Look up whatever documentation and ask me questions as you need."
I swear it's like 1 in 50 who can do it.

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@OneManCircus87 I used to do this recreationally.

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@Gibboanxious Phantasm

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Driving Miss Daisy, Honey I Shrunk The Kids, Heathers, Do The Right Thing, Puppet Master, Weekend at Bernie's, Black Rain, Uncle Buck, Steel Magnolias, All Dogs Go To Heaven, The Little Mermaid, Born on the Fourth of July, Best of the Best, Road House and Major League would like a word... yes I know half of these are extremely hot takes.

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@Gibboanxious "No, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him."

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@ThatChrisGore It was originally published with a different title...

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@nicholasdeorio Since when did asserting your intellectual property rights via the court system become "a slew of misogynistic hate and abuse campaigns"?

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@CAMELCASTOff @cosmepolitics You can get away with almost anything as long as you have the correct politics and you're attractive.

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@pikuma Stay golden. After a few decades of my hobby being my livelihood, it's no longer my hobby and feels more like a cage than anything.

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@slimjimmy There's a public company that I could tell you about with 3200+ microservices and ~120 engineers...